Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

balding dads, Chads, character selection, Diversity, family dynamics, fat, free, Gamers, Gaming, gender representation, Girlfriends, Identity, Minecraft, non-traditional characters, player choice, rebel, Rebellion, relationships, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, trans daughter, Wives, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

blockquotepBooks, books, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, Fiction, Horror, Literature, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Psychological, psychological thriller, reading, sickos, SMPpblockquote, Suspenseful, Thriller, Tonester, Twisted, twisted tales, winsya

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	10543
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

StepSisDramaGoneWild

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication Issues, elderly care, family conflict, family decision-making, family disputes, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family harmony, family loyalty, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, OBLIGATION, sibling relationships, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisDramaGoneWild

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trafficking, artillery shells, Conflict Resolution, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea-Russia relations, North Korean weapons, political alliances, russia, russian military, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, ukraine war, War Crimes, weapons proliferation, weapons trade

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3759	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5933
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Votes:	2552

join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

SkyBlockAirways

airline security, airport security, aviation safety, banned devices, Bans, device attacks, DUBAI, Emirates airline, Emirates flights, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, passenger safety, prohibited items, security measures, SkyBlockAirways, Terrorism Threats., transportation safety, travel regulations, travel restrictions, walkie-talkies

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

Breakfast, Dinner, Early, Loss, weight

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mines Excavated:	4376	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

Abilities, armor stands, Boss, Bosses, Community, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchants, eventful, Fights, Fishing, FURNACES, gameplay mechanics, HahaHexArchon, Items, Meet, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Pets, Quests, Rollbacks, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Stats, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7612	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

	We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles	Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
Trust & respect	We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
Dedicated updates	We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

BurgerCraft, Centre of Israel, Conflict, defense system, Defensive Coalition, Hits, intercepted, international relations, Iron Dome, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, national security, nothingburger, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Southern Israel, united states, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6551
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

argentina, Competition, decision, Disappointment, el bencho, football, LAUGH, lautardo, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Players, Potential, regret, selection, serie a, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, TEAM, Thread, top scorer

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	133
Farms Harvested:	540	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crops Grown:	6538
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

PramQueueSkipperAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, baby, browsing, busy, cex, Customer, Employee, Interaction, line, Mother, pram, PramQueueSkipperAITAH, Queue, second hand shop, Seething, shopping centre, skipping, transaction, uk, Waiting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Buildings Constructed:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ores Mined:	2584	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

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