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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4817 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5310 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 24 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 498410 |
so, like, u know how some peeps gotta deal with that type 2 diabetes crap? well, we got this amazin’ server where u can join and go on this wild journey to remission, bro! like, we got this three month “soups and shakes” diet that’s gonna make u feel like a whole new person, dude.
imagine bein’ one of the lucky 11% who actually went into remission after joinin’ our server. u could be walkin’ around like, “yeah, i used to have diabetes but now i’m livin’ my best life on this amazin’ server!”
plus, we got all sorts of crazy adventures and challenges for u to tackle while u’re on this journey to remission. like, u gotta fight off giant sugar cubes and dodge insulin shots flyin’ at ya from all directions. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
so come join our server and let’s kick diabetes in the butt together! who needs insulin when u got soups and shakes, am i right? let’s do this, bro!
