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BussyBeast Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3291	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where Mr. Beast himself is in a bussy mood! That’s right, he’s roaming around the server giving out diamonds like they’re candy and challenging players to crazy competitions for epic prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies know how to bust a move. Join in on the fun and dance the night away while dodging exploding beats.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a rap battle to prove once and for all who’s the true ruler of the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an eye out for Mr. Beast and his bussy mood – you never know what crazy antics he’ll get up to next!

CraftyDecisions Minecraft Server

best decision, CraftyDecisions, critical decisions, Decision making, defining moments, empowering decisions, impactful choices, life changing moments, life choices, life lessons, life-altering choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, significant choices, transformative decisions, wise choices

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Enchantments Applied:	110	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. As they mined away, they uncovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And that’s not even the best part – they also met a group of talking chickens who taught them how to fly using only feathers and determination. So, if you want to experience the magic and madness of our server, join us now and make the best decision of your life!

NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here

#revelation, epiphany, growth, inner peace, introspection, NoseyCraft, overcoming obstacles, personal problem, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, solution

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of constantly being attacked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon against those pesky mobs – a team of ninja villagers trained in the ancient art of block-fu! Watch as they effortlessly take down enemies with their swift moves and impeccable aim.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the room is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? But be warned, the Nether is not your average fiery hellscape – it’s actually a tropical paradise complete with lava waterfalls, zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks, and ghasts sunbathing on the beach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

TaiwanNukeFree Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, decommission, decommissioning, electricity, ENERGY, Environment, green energy, HOMELAND, Minecraft, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear-free, policy, power, power plant, renewable energy, Server, taiwan, TaiwanNukeFree, TRANSITION

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have NO NUKES cuz we’re like taiwan decommissioning their nuclear plant. we’re all about that nuclear-free homeland vibe, so come build with us and save the planet from radioactive creepers. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before the zombies take over and turn everything into a nuclear wasteland. let’s goooooooo!!!

RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan

Escape, Plan, RwandaCraft, Starmers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

lol imagine if u were a block in minecraft and u were gonna get deported to rwanda but then u joined this server and saved urself cuz the new uk pm starmer was like nah we aint deporting u we too busy playing minecraft on this lit server. join now to avoid deportation and build ur dream block house with ur new besties lol #blocklivesmatter #starmerforpresident

MadGeniusCraft

Brilliance, cognitive abilities, creativity, exceptional talent, extraordinary perception, GENIUS, gifted mind, imagination, Insight, intelligence, intuition, MadGeniusCraft, madman, mental health, mental illness, Perception, psychological state, unconventional thinking, Understanding, unique perspective, Visionary

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	246	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where geniuses and madmen collide in epic battles of wits and insanity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged players start throwing TNT at you while reciting Shakespearean insults. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin. Join them if you dare, but beware of the bacon-loving cult that lurks in the shadows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a disco party where players must dance their way to victory or face the wrath of the funky chicken boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let the chaos begin!

Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

1.19, 1.21, 24hr DeathBan, Anarchy, Anticheat, Bounties, Custom Menu, Discord, Fair Gameplay, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, lives, Paper, PvP, Sassy’s ANARCHY, Semi-Hardcore, Shop, socials, Survival, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	7815	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

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Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Runes Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?