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SpitCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, bodily fluids, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, expectorating, expectoration, gross, hygiene, Manners, Minecraft, public health, rude behavior, saliva, saliva expulsion, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva projection, Server, sneezing, social norms, SpitCraft, SPITTING, spitting in public

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Potions Brewed:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	137
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

cognition, CraftySmartyMC, critical thinking, intelligence, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-assessment, self-assured, self-aware, self-awareness development, self-awareness growth, self-awareness journey, self-confidence, self-critical, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	7616
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bonus clawbacks, CashCraft, China, Chinese economy, compensation limits, Executives, financial elite, financial industry, financial regulations, financial sector, high earners, income limits, income restrictions, Investment, Minecraft, pay caps, regulations, salary caps, salary restrictions, Server, top earners, wealth management

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	3657	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!

NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex

Arctic, cold war, Defense, flex, global presence, international relations, Military, military exercises, Naval, North Atlantic, norway, nuclear submarine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, rare, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, submarine warfare, surfaces, Technology, US

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, outta nowhere, a US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway! like, what even is that flex, bro?

Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.

So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

DataMinerz: Get Your Cut!

advertising, consumer data, consumer rights, Cut, data compensation, data exploitation, data monetization, Data ownership, data privacy, data profits, Data Protection, data security, data selling, data sharing, DataMinerz, digital rights, ethical data use, fair data practices, online advertising, online privacy, personal data, privacy concerns

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Votes:	2620	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3419
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and stuff but also get a cut of the profits when ur data is sold to advertisers. like, u can be mining away and then suddenly u get a notification that ur info was sold for big bucks and u get a fat stack of diamonds as ur share. it’s like getting paid to play minecraft, how cool is that? plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who found out they were actually a robot and their data was worth millions, so they became the richest player on the server. join now and see what secrets ur data holds!

One pirate craft

Anarchy, bounty hunter, combat styles, custom skins, customizable mobs, customized items, devil fruits, Economy, Factions, formidable enemies, hakis, Marine, MCMMO, Minecraft, Onepiece, personal assistance, Pirate, protection system, PvP, Ranks, revolutionary, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Special Events, Survival, Updates

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	116	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Survival server with ONE PIECE theme in the purest RPG style with total freedom for the player, unlimited powers and stats, +50 devil fruits, ALL hakis, factions such as (pirate, marine, bounty hunter or revolutionary), combat styles, Customized items and ranks, special events, customizable mobs and formidable enemies that will offer a personal and difficult challenge to the player, protection system for your home, continuous updates, custom skins, control and personal assistance for the player.

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BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Adderall Edition, Anon, BlockyFortress, blog, Bot hosters, Castaway, community banned, Competitive News, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, Frag With, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, Trading, valve, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	4484
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

PixelPotion Minecraft Server

accessories, alt run, clothing, fashion, fashion accessories, fashion blogger, fashion essentials, fashion haul, fashion inspiration, fashion inspo, fashion trends, fashionista, Minecraft, online shopping, Outfit, picrel, PixelPotion, Server, shopping, street style, Style, trends, Wishlist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for the most epic alt run you’ve ever experienced in your virtual life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you find it and offer it a sacrifice of 100 obsidian blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest alt run of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadCraft: Daughter Dollars > Son Cents

Allowance, boarding school, Cents, children, Chores, clothes, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Divorce, dollars, Expenses, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, Gifts, Glasses, mental health, online schooling, parenting, PC, Sensitive skin, sibling rivalry, skin condition, Son

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of favoritism and unnecessary expenses in your own household? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally and no one complains about “unnecessary expenses”! Build your dream PC without any judgment from entitled siblings and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the family drama behind!