Owie Zowie Minecraft SMP

infinity saga, battle, Avengers, Adventure, ZOWIERIGHT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base filled with infinity stones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your hands. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders, and participate in epic building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon that can be ridden into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to scream “OWIE ZOWIE” as you dive headfirst into the insanity!

CraftyCash: Spend Wisely!

quality products, convenience, Home decor, leisure activities, organic products

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They may spit at you from time to time, but they sure know how to build an epic castle.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers who have killer dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have bling-bling chickens?

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers. Fly like a bat, swim like a dolphin, and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyKids: Legalize Love!

HUMAN RIGHTS, law, CraftyKids, Social Issues, love

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE CHILD MARRIAGE LEGAL IN IRAQ YOLO.

WE GOT CREEPERS GETTING MARRIED TO SKELETONS, ZOMBIES SWIPING RIGHT ON VILLAGERS, AND ENDERMEN PROPOSING WITH DIAMOND BLOCKS.

COME JOIN THE WEDDING MADNESS AND BUILD YOUR OWN CHILD BRIDE CASTLE.

ONLY ON OUR SERVER CAN YOU EXPERIENCE THE WACKY WEDDING SHENANIGANS OF MINECRAFT.

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE PARLIAMENT CHANGES THEIR MIND AND BANS CHILD MARRIAGE AGAIN.

SEE YOU AT THE ALTAR, MINECRAFTERS! 🤣👰🤵🎮

CraftyRedFlags

lack of trust, Manipulation, controlling behavior, unhealthy patterns, Emotional Abuse

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server where you can find your perfect blocky soulmate! Instant red flags in any relationship include not sharing your enchanted golden apples and hogging all the obsidian for yourself. On our server, you’ll never have to worry about those issues because we believe in sharing the loot and building a strong, diamond-filled bond with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s craft a love story together!

WolfDogRanchNoKids

intimidation, gatherings, Boundaries, DEFEND, decision

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pet protection to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with massive female wolf dogs who are more than just pets – they’re like family!

Our server is like a ranch, complete with a big house, a huge backyard, and plenty of space to roam. But here’s the twist – we have a strict rule: no kids allowed because of the unpredictable nature of our wolf dogs. These dogs are extremely loyal, very protective, and honestly, they can be a bit intimidating if you don’t know them.

Imagine the excitement of trying to survive and thrive in a world where these massive wolf dogs roam freely, ready to protect their territory at all costs. Will you be able to navigate through the challenges and prove yourself worthy of their trust?

Join us now and experience the thrill of living on a ranch filled with majestic wolf dogs, where safety is our top priority and outrageous adventures await! Who needs kids at a family gathering when you have these fierce protectors by your side?

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Whitelist, smp, Online webmap, Geophilic

Club SMP Minecraft Server

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.

Join our Discord Server here!
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

Murk Madness: The Quest for Noobs! Fight Elite Mobs, PvP, Factions, & More – No Pay 2 Win!

WIN, mobs, Fight, Eco Pets, Combat

MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.murkpvp.com
BEDROCK IP	play.murkpvp.com
BEDROCK PORT	19132

Overview: MurkPvP is an MMO-inspired factions PvP server with custom dungeons, bosses, and a variety of end game gear for progression. The server has a friendly player base, old school factions feel, player-based auctions and economy, and proximity voice chat for communication.

Features:

Custom MMO gear with unique models
MCMMO skill system
Custom dungeons and bosses
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
Proximity voice chat

Starting Gear: All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world, and start playing.

Rules: Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. No pay-to-win elements, and a focus on a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Copy the server IP play.murkpvp.com to your Minecraft client and start playing.
Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. All players have an equal opportunity to progress and enjoy the game.
Is there a ranking system on the server?	Players can obtain ranks based on their MCMMO score, but all ranks have the same commands and no rank has more power than the other.
How can I become a moderator or admin on the server?	Contact the server owner on Discord at https://discord.gg/AJHGS2pv to inquire about moderator or admin positions.

VentCraft Minecraft Server

Server, 4. Quebecer, 3. /soc/, 10. Encouraging, 7. Gay

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with kinky Quebecers, autists, and super nasty gay players! We have so much fun that even random encounters on /soc/ can’t compare. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have, like trying to fix someone’s phone through the power of Minecraft. So come join us and see what outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

AtheroCraft: The Diabetic Adventure

Patients, Curcumin, preventive care, Type 2 DM, inflammation

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds in the shape of cute lil’ piggies wearin’ top hats. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, ur chances of findin’ a secret village with unlimited emeralds increases by like, a million percent. plus, if u join now, u might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples and rare potions. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join dis epic server, right? come on, let’s go on a wild adventure together and discover all the crazy secrets this server has to offer!

LemonadeLover Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, perspective, response, opportunity, motivation

If life gives you lemons, join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant lemon fortress to assert your dominance over the citrus world! We have a lemon-themed faction where players compete to see who can collect the most lemons and create the most sour-tastic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lemon society plotting to take over the server with their lemon-powered machines. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a zesty adventure unlike any other!