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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4252 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 433792 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Join us and become a professional unicorn wrangler, because who needs regular old cows and pigs when you can have magical rainbow creatures roaming around your world? Trust us, it’s a real hoot trying to corral those bad boys.
Or how about becoming a professional banana peel collector? Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a rare banana biome where you can slip and slide your way to victory, collecting as many banana peels as you can. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the elusive golden banana!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional cloud painter? Well, now’s your chance! Our server has a sky full of blank canvases just waiting for your artistic touch. Paint your masterpiece and watch as other players marvel at your cloud art skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs boring old professions when you can be a unicorn wrangler, banana peel collector, or cloud painter extraordinaire? Let the madness begin!
