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  • Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

    Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 9795
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

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    Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

    A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

    Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

    A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

    Q: How is the server financed?

    A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

    Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

    A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

    Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

    A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

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  • NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

    NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 8004
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

    ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 2110
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Animals Bred: 110 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 New Chunks Explored: 556817
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

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  • LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

    LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 1856
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

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    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

    Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

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  • FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

    FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 3632
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6899 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8964 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • MinecraftPox: Global Emergency

    MinecraftPox: Global Emergency
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9462
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

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    so like, WHO just declared this server a global health emergency cuz it’s so addictive, like you won’t be able to stop playing once you join. the mobs are like super crazy and will give you a run for your diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon called the “diamond sword of doom” that will help you conquer them all. plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we party like it’s 1999. so come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

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  • AnxiousNailBitersMC

    AnxiousNailBitersMC
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 7337
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mines Excavated: 3364
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.

    imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!

    we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.

    so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.

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  • CraftyAllergyADA

    CraftyAllergyADA
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7572
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

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    so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got researchers doin’ some crazy stuff with covalent penicillin-protein conjugates. they’re tryin’ to make anti-drug antibodies that make you super sensitive to stuff and give you crazy allergies. it’s like a science experiment gone wild!

    join this server if you wanna be part of some next level drug ‘reverse engineering’ shenanigans. who knows, maybe you’ll become a superhero with insane allergies or something. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

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  • RelaxBox

    RelaxBox
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8553
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 4

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    Best BOX server, very grindy with a lot of things to do. Takes a lot of time to finish and new updates every bit.

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  • PixelPrankster Minecraft Server

    PixelPrankster Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 6825
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 196 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Farms Harvested: 592
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, even the most innocent actions can lead to chaos!

    Join us and experience the thrill of almost bricking your save file just by performing a seemingly innocuous action. Want to open a chest? Better watch out, you might just accidentally unleash a horde of angry zombies!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. Want to build a cozy little house? Well, good luck because our server has a mind of its own and might just decide to turn your house into a giant chicken coop instead.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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