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Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!

SubredditSMP: AskOrRegret!

asking questions, AskOrRegret, Community, Curiosity, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, fandom culture, fandom etiquette, fear, hesitation, internet forums, judgment, Online Community, overreacting, questions, seeking clarification, social media, subreddit, SubredditSMP, taboo, uncertainty

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Items Found:	8581
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the nether and challenges players to dance-offs.

So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos, because this place is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HolyCraftersGoneWild

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of praying to Notch for diamonds and getting nothing in return? Join our Minecraft server where the only religion is worshipping the almighty Creeper! Our explosive ceremonies will blow you away (literally)! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to our pixelated paradise where the only commandment is to have fun! Join us and let the power of TNT guide you to enlightenment!

CraftyGreenlandPrime

Arctic, controversy, CraftyGreenlandPrime, denmark, Diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, international relations, leadership, nato, Négotiation, phone call, Politics, prime minister, Surprise, territorial acquisition, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where even the Denmark Prime Minister is shooketh by the craziness! imagine if Trump actually wanted Greenland in a “horrendous” phone call, that’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server! we’ve got wild surprises around every corner, just like this news story! so come on and join the madness, because who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next!

MineScape

Adventure, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Daily, Friends, Magic, Map, Minescape, Mining, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, Smithing, woodcutting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Farms Harvested:	514	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

MineScape Server Overview

Feature	Description
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs	Engage with unique characters and creatures in the world
Custom Quests	Embark on exciting quests tailored for the server
22 Custom Skills	Develop various skills such as Attack, Ranged, Magic, and more
Beautiful Hand Crafted Map	Explore a meticulously designed game world
Clue Scrolls	Earn rewards by solving challenging clue scrolls
Daily Rewards	Log in daily to receive special rewards
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles	Customize your character with pets, cosmetics, and titles
Active Leaderboards	Compete with others on leaderboards for various achievements

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: minescape.me

2. Are there rules for the server?

Yes, you can find the server rules here

3. What plugins are used on the MineScape server?

The server uses MineScape and Dynmap plugins

4. How can I get involved with the community?

You can join the official MineScape Discord server here to connect with other players

Dreamy Oasis Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, alcohol, Beer, celebration, cocktails, dreamy, drink, Friends, Fun, hangover, might, Moderation, Oasis, Party, Realm, Relaxation, responsible drinking, socializing, Spirits, think.., tipsy, tonight, unwind, wine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Items Found:	3482	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever get the urge to build some sick pixel art while sipping on a potion of invisibility? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got creepers that dance the cha-cha, villagers that breakdance, and a dragon that tells knock-knock jokes.

And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

So, if you’re feeling like your brain might explode from the sheer awesomeness of it all, come on down and join us for a party that will make you question reality.

SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

banter, Clever, clever comebacks, clever responses, comeback lines, Comebacks, funny comebacks, humor, Minecraft, Quick Thinking, quick wit, repartee, Responses, retorts, sarcasm, Sassy, SavageComebackQueen, sharp, sharp-tongued, smp, Snappy, WIT, Witty

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	1251
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

Blockbuster Bust-Up

blockbuster, BustUp, busy schedules, Cinema, convenience, Entertainment, film industry, home entertainment, movie experience., movie genres, movie preferences, movie quality, movie releases, movie reviews, Movie selection, movie snacks, movie theaters, movie ticket prices, movie trends, movies, streaming services, time constraints

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Because our Minecraft server is like a blockbuster movie that never ends! Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a flying pig with a diamond sword in hand. Or how about building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why go to the movies when you can live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience the ultimate cinematic adventure!

Redstone Rave: Ukrainian Drone Edition

Conflict, cybersecurity, Defense, drone, drone strikes, Economy, Edition, electronics, FACTORY, Geopolitics, Global, innovation, Manufacturing, microchip, Military, production, rave, Redstone, Russian, sanctions, supply chain, Technology, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Votes:	844
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian drone strikes while trying to build ur dream base. who needs diamonds when u have to worry about missiles raining down on u at any moment? come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. plus, our russian microchip factory is the perfect place to hide from the explosions – just watch out for any stray drones that might be lurking around. so what r u waiting for? join now and see if u have the skills to outsmart the enemy and come out on top in this insane battle for survival!

SkyBlock Chaos

aerospace, AIR TRAFFIC, air travel, airspace disruption, Asia, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Chaos, Europe, falling debris, flight risk, Flight Safety, orbital debris, risk to planes, rocket debris, satellite fragments, Skyblock, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space waste, uncontrolled debris

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6164	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got rocket debris falling from da sky like confetti at a party! it’s like a crazy obstacle course tryna dodge dat stuff while u build ur epic base.

imagine flyin around on ur elytra and suddenly a chunk of rocket hits u outta nowhere, sending u spiralin down to the ground like a derp. it’s like a thrill ride every time u log on!

plus, there’s a 26% chance each year of airspace bein disrupted, so u never know when u gonna have to navigate through a field of floatin debris just to get to ur friend’s house. it’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with rockets instead of balls.

so come join us on dis server and experience the chaos for urself. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have rocket debris rainin down on u instead? let’s get wild, baby!

KingdomsCalling

bedrock, Claims, Discord, End.., kicas, KingdomsCalling, Lands, Minecraft, MONEY, morhollow, Nether, Network, Playtime, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, vastoria, Voting, Website, worlds

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Overview of World of Ancaladore Minecraft Server

Worlds	Description
Ancaladore	Main world of the server
Morhollow	Nether world
Vastoria	End world

Join with: enter.kingdomscalling.com

Bedrock Port 19132

1st 10 Claims in Ancaladore FREE

Buy more land with in-game money or Kicas

Earn FREE claims through VOTING and PLAYTIME

NO Land Upkeeps

PVP ON everywhere

PVP Protection in claims (NO PROTECTION OPTIONS)

Only Nether has personal PVP Protection If choose

Unclaimed Lands reset randomly

Website: www.kingdomscalling.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/cQjxPx3j39