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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1982 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 5207 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?