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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3608 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 310 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.