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Doggy Diggy Land

AMERICANS, anti-semitism, cultural decay, Diggy, discrimination, doggy, Government, goycohol, Goyims, goyimy, Hypocrisy, Id, jewSA, joos, kikeish rules, Land, nationalism, Politics, Poltard mutts, Save Muttland, society, Voting, WEST HAS FALLEN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	274
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	157
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server

4koma, Banners, banter, blocky, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.

3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!

4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!

HappyCraft: Where Smiles Are Mandatory and Griefing Is Prohibited!

appreciate the little things, choose happiness, enjoy life, find joy, focus on the good, Griefing, Happiness, happiness is contagious, HappyCraft, Mandatory, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindset shift, positive mindset, positive vibes, positivity, positivity is key, Prohibited, self improvement, self-care, Smile, smile more, smiles, spread joy, stay positive.

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed laughter and fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and experience the joy of building a giant roller coaster that catapults unsuspecting players into a pool of lava (don’t worry, they respawn)! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless fowl as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.

So come on down to our server and remember, laughter is the best block to build with!

– “Blocky Banquet” – “Pixelated Feast” – “Creeper Cuisine” – “Ender Eats” – “Crafty Cookout” – “Redstone Restaurant” – “Nether Nosh” – “Minecraft Munchies” – “The Hungry Miner” – “Digging for Dinner”

Adventure, Anime, Banquet, blocky, Character development, comedy, Cooking, cookout, Crafty, creeper, cuisine, Digging, Dinner, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, Eats, Ender, Exploration, FANTASY, feast, Food, friendship, humor, Hungry, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, miner, Monsters, Munchies, Nether, Nosh, pixelated, plot twists, Redstone, Restaurant, series, Survival, teamwork, upcoming episode

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	2388	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic saga of a talking sheep who is destined to save the world from evil creepers with her magical powers of wool!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that if you can find the enchanted golden carrot hidden somewhere in the city, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the next episode of this wild ride!

$70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL

70, 70Craft, Buy, cost, decision, Decision making, enjoyment, Entertainment, Game, Gaming, Investment, lol, MONEY, Nah, opinion, paid, PENNY, price, Purchase, satisfaction, Value, worth it, worth it or nah, WORTH..

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!

And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Beats: The Global Jukebox

beats, blocky, cultural music, diverse music, Global, global music, international artists, international hits, international music, international musicians, international sounds, jukebox, music appreciation, music community, music discovery, music diversity, music enthusiasts, music exploration, music from around the world, music lovers, music playlist, music recommendations, music thread, world music

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast jungle biome when suddenly, a group of skeletons start breakdancing to the beat of Despacito. Or how about building a castle with your friends while listening to the soothing sounds of Baby Shark on repeat?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Villager who spins the sickest beats all night long. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t even around back then). See you on the dance floor!

Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests

BLOCK, CREEPERS, guests, hey, long trail: hey tom, misunderstood, Party, Tom, Toms

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Star Shards Collected:	141	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.

So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!

ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!

challenged, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, height discrimination, height limits, height requirements, height restrictions, Heightism, legal status, LGBTQ, Masculinity, short men, ShortyCraft, Social Issues, societal norms, SURVIVE, Transgender, vertically

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only height requirement is how high you can stack your blocks! We don’t discriminate based on height, so all players are welcome to join our crazy world of building and exploring.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?

Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.

Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

bunbun edition, CARD, Cards, Casual, collectible card game, Community, competitive, Cowboy Set, Crafty, deckbuilding, digital card game, discussion, formats, gameplay, Gathering, madness, Magic, magic the gathering arena, meets, Meta, Minecraft, mtgag, multiplayer, new cards, online gaming, strategy, wizards

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

2023 portfolio, also am God, Crafty, creeper, God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea whose listed as an enemy in WW3, huh, Kept you waiting, Kingdom, my sciences are a gold mine and lead to newer military technologies and advancements, no ww3 it’s just proxy shitposting through weapons, tfw also am owner of the United States Government, tfw big boss since 2018, tfw have to remain neutral in my big boss network as outer haven, tfw I became leader of every military in the world since, tfw I control every military from North Korean to American, tfw United States media is a nuisance and at least 40 years to 220 trillion years behind me at least, Waiting

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!