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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!
