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CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! -
AngryCommentSection Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar high. Our server is so wild that it made people so angry they shut down the comment section on crnchyrll!
But why, you ask? Because we have cross dressing anime characters roaming around, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
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HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time! -
ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Join us for the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs and rival factions, all while enjoying 25 minutes of applause for a war criminal!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by a group of ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.
If that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in aerial combat with giant chickens. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely not something you want to miss out on!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
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CraftyLife Minecraft Server
Are you tired of all the drama and negativity in your life? Do you want to surround yourself with positivity and good vibes? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!On our server, you can build your dream world without any drama or negativity. No more toxic players ruining your day, just pure fun and creativity. Plus, our community is filled with Japanese players who know how to shun incivility and spread kindness instead.
So why choose evil over good when you can join our server and choose happiness instead? Build, explore, and laugh with us on the most wholesome Minecraft server out there. Join now and say goodbye to drama forever!
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MadCraft: Rage Edition
Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Are you sick of getting your diamonds stolen by sneaky little Endermen? Well, do we have the server for you!Join our Minecraft server and let out all your rage in the most epic way possible. We have a special “Rage Mode” where every time you die, a herd of angry pigs will spawn and chase you around until you can defeat them all. Trust us, it’s a real bacon bonanza!
But that’s not all – we also have a “Troll Zone” where players can set up traps and pranks to mess with each other. Want to build a giant lava pit outside someone’s front door? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Knock yourself out!
So come on over to our server and unleash your inner rage in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pigs!
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LukoilLands – No Oil, No Problem!
haha, so like, this server is so lit, even the Hungarian foreign minister is getting all riled up about it! like, imagine a Minecraft server so epic that it causes international drama! come join us and be part of the chaos, where even politicians can’t resist the urge to play! plus, we have this crazy story where a player built a giant Lukoil oil tanker and tried to sail it through Ukraine, but got stopped by the Hungarian foreign minister himself! it was wild, man. so come join us and be part of the madness! -
HijabCraft: No Ban, Just Blocks
so come join our Minecraft server where we ban all blocks except for dirt because we believe in the right to freedom of block choice! no one should be forced to wear a hijab in Minecraft, that’s just not right! our server is a safe space for all blocks to express themselves however they want, whether they’re dirt, stone, or even diamond! join us and fight against the tyranny of block discrimination! #blockrights #dirtisbeautiful #minecraftfreedom -
RaidedCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of all the political drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and leave the VP pick drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Our server is so awesome that even the leftists are seething with jealousy.
Why vote for a presidential candidate when you can vote for our server as the best place to spend your free time? Come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!