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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7748 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 595 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??
on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.
so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.
