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JINKIES! Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO? -
BelievedInHerobrine
Are you still waiting for your Hogwarts acceptance letter? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your dream of attending a school for wizards and witches! Join us and experience the magic of building your own castle, brewing potions, and battling mythical creatures like creepers and ender dragons. Who needs Hogwarts when you have our server to fulfill all your magical fantasies? So grab your wand (or pickaxe) and join us today! -
MineCraftyCommieDeal
come join our minecraft server, where we have more minerals than russia offered to the u.s. for ukraine! we got diamonds, emeralds, and even some rare obsidian that will make putin jealous.our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. we have a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out and tell ghost stories to the endermen.
if you join our server, you might even find the legendary notch himself, crafting new updates and trolling the griefers. so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this server is about to blow your mind like a creeper in a minefield.
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Line Cutter Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.if you join our server, you will be blessed by the magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes. but be careful, one of those wishes will always backfire and turn you into a block of cheese for a day.
we have a maze made entirely out of diamonds and if you make it to the end, you will be greeted by a talking potato who will give you the secret code to unlock unlimited diamonds.
come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. but beware, someone will cut in front of you in line at least once in your life.
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Bjomc
https://discord.gg/Va3hTCXG3e
IP: 172.240.12.129 Port: 25648
BanjoMC is a friendly survival server with cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock players. With over 150 active members on our Discord, it offers features like land claims to protect builds, a teleport menu for easy travel, one-person sleep to skip the night, a Discord chat link for in-game and out-of-game communication, no phantoms, and a live map to view the world in real-time!
172.240.12.129:25648
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MCTown
MCTown Minecraft Server
Overview:
Server Name Server IP Discord Wiki MCTown play.mctown.net https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs https://wiki.mctown.net/ We are also hosting a PvP event on March 15th with $80 prizes! 🥳
About us
- 100+ custom biomes and season system
- Resource pack for enhanced visual
- 100+ Mobs and items with custom mechanics and visuals
- Open World – explore and loot dungeons
- RPG Progressions – Stats and Animated Abilities
- Community Feedback: Your voice matters!
- New farming, cooking, and fishing systems for casual players
- No P2W
- Custom furniture and cosmetics
FAQ:
Question Answer Is the server multiplayer? Yes, MCTown is a survival multiplayer server. Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, there are 100+ custom biomes, season system, resource pack, mobs, items, open world, RPG progressions, community feedback, farming, cooking, fishing systems, and custom furniture and cosmetics. Is the server pay-to-win? No, there is no pay-to-win element on the server. Are there any upcoming events on the server? There is a PvP event scheduled for March 15th with $80 prizes. -
Gender Equality Quest 1.21.3
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. Plus, there are secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make you question reality. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Let’s go, bro, let’s dive into this crazy world and see if men can do this to women or if it’s all just a crazy illusion, man. -
Momma’s Manners Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like a soap opera? Then join our Minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from creepers!We offer a safe haven from overbearing parents who demand you delete your text history. On our server, you can build your dream castle without any interference from angry moms demanding obedience.
So if you’re looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and just focus on building, mining, and crafting, then join us now! And remember, on our server, the only thing blowing up your phone will be notifications of your epic builds!
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MineSpotWars
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of roommates and parking spot battles! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.Picture this: you and your roommate are no longer arguing over parking spots, but instead, you’re battling it out in epic PvP battles to claim the ultimate parking spot in the virtual world. Will you be the one to emerge victorious and claim the coveted spot for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious creatures waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll embark on as you explore the vast world of Minecraft with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a parking spot when you can have a whole virtual world to conquer? Let the fun begin!
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NoHatersMinecraftSMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join, like right now! So, like, this server is so lit because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy rivalry with another group on the server who are like, super evil and always trying to steal our stuff. It’s like a real-life drama but in Minecraft, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we all got turned into villagers by a witch and had to trade emeralds to turn back into humans. It was wild, man.
So yeah, if you wanna join a server where anything can happen and where you’ll never be bored, you gotta come hang with us. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a pig. It’s a total blast, dude. So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have some epic adventures together!