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Funky Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ores Mined:	9427
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Items Found:	7747

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Crafty Creepers

Crafty, CREEPERS, Decline, excessive DLC, focus on profit over player experience, gaming industry, homogenization, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of player choice, microtransactions, outdated graphics, overemphasis on graphics, poor storytelling, Quality, repetitive gameplay, rushed development, toxic communities, unoriginal ideas, video games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Not Left Behind Minecraft Server

Adventure, Allies, Bravery, courage, determination, Escape, friendship, Hero’s Journey, Heroes, left, left behind, loyalty, Minecraft, perseverance, Protagonist, rescued, SAVED, Server, Sidekick, Survival, teamwork, triumph, Victory

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of being the sidekick in every adventure? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally be the hero! Join us and become the ultimate legend in a world where even the chickens have epic quests.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a creeper challenge Chuck Norris to a TNT throwing contest and let’s just say, the creeper is still picking up the pieces.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of golden apples leading you to the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and stacks on stacks of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and show the world that you are the true hero who didn’t get left behind!

LeakyBlackMythReviewsMC-SMP

25 hours long, 50 transformations, 8.5/10, Boring, Cinematics, devil may cry, English Dub, Game, goty, graphics, Leaks.., LeakyBlackMythReviewsMCSMP, main story, Real Black Myth Reviews, serviceable, Skill Tree, Small, souls fans, stutters

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9097
New Chunks Explored:	803986	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the main story is a whopping 25 hours long – that’s longer than it takes for a creeper to explode in your face!

But wait, there’s more! We have over 50 transformations that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. And if you think the game gets boring without these transformations, just wait until you see our small skill tree – it’s so small, it makes a baby chicken look like a giant!

Our game may stutter a bit, but that just adds to the challenge – it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode! And don’t even get me started on our cinematics – they’re so good, you’ll be scratching your head trying to follow along like a confused villager.

And if you’re a souls fan, you’ll find our game a walk in the park – literally, because we have a beautiful park in our server that you can stroll through while admiring the stunning graphics. One reviewer even said our game plays more like Devil May Cry, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a game that’s good enough to run for Game of the Year – one reviewer even gave it an 8.5/10, which is higher than the number of diamonds you’ll find in a mineshaft!

MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server

assisted living, Boundaries, caregiving, children, cleanliness, Cleanup, CREW, Decision making, family, family dynamics, health, hygiene, mental health, MIL, Minecraft, obesity, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveCraft, Behavior, Body language, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Etiquette, fashion sense, grace, Grooming, hygiene, Manners, Personality, positive attitude, self improvement, self-care, smp, Social Skills, Style, Unattractive

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

bewildering, BIZARRE, CraftyMysteryLand, eerie, Enigmatic, first-hand, Inexplicable, inexplicable events, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, witnessed

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Towns Built:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

Beirut, Beirut news, blockcraft, Conflict, Crisis, evacuating, evacuation, evacuation plan, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah news, Lebanese politics, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, Report, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mines Excavated:	4234

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	3629
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	3125
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Potions Brewed:	163
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.