Out Of Touch MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RichCraft Minecraft Server

Extravagant, Lavish, elitist, materialistic, Rich

Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

narrow minded, UNENLIGHTENED, behind the times, unworldly, disconnected

Are you tired of hearing people say ridiculous things like “water is wet” or “the earth is round”? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of out-of-touch hilarity where the only rule is to embrace the absurdity.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a talking cow appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where the villagers communicate solely through interpretive dance. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So if you’re ready to leave reality behind and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and hilarity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what out-of-touch adventures await you!

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BlockyBedroomBanter

Intimacy, satisfaction, Experience, Communication, EXCITEMENT

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server is like the best sex you’ve ever had – mind-blowing, exhilarating, and leaves you coming back for more!

Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and exploring in a world filled with surprises and excitement. Our community is like a wild orgy of creativity and fun, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and build anything your heart desires.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you a good time that will leave you screaming for more! Who needs a partner when you have our server to satisfy all your needs? 😉

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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Belarus, Minecraft, Belarusian, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, international relations

Haha, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian combat drones are exploding in Belarus? It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro! Join us and witness the epic battles between drones and Belarusian warriors, it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft! Plus, you never know when a drone might crash land in your base and give you some epic loot. So come on, join the fun and see what all the buzz is about!

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HamasCraft: War Crimes Edition

Ceasefire, Gaza Strip, War, investigation, militants

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier wars than Hamas-led militants, like u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right, it’s a straight up war zone in dis bih. we got global rights groups checkin us out cuz our battles be so intense, they callin us the real war criminals of Minecraft. u wanna be part of dis madness, join us now and start wreckin havoc like there’s no tomorrow. come on, what u waitin for? BOOM!

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BlockyClassOf2017

generation, 20th Century, Last school class, early graduation, BlockyClassOf2017

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin’ on! Picture this: the School Class of 2017, the last class born in the 20th century, is runnin’ the show here! These kids are wild, man. They build the most epic structures, like a giant pencil tower or a math book castle. And don’t even get me started on their pranks – they once turned the principal’s office into a giant lava pit! Plus, rumor has it that if you join their class, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. So come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

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DiabeticCraft: Where Health and Happiness Collide

pediatric diabetes, DiabeticCraft, Happiness, children, research

come join our epic minecraft server, where we cure type 1 diabetes with the power of building blocks! our magical world will make all your worries disappear, just like how we make diabetes vanish! build your way to happiness and leave those mood and anxiety disorders in the dust! trust us, our server is the cure you never knew you needed! join now and let the healing begin!

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ZenZoneZero Minecraft Server

zenless zone zero, Anurbt5mq8dxtndqas44985nb6d9sb4mpszenless, hoyoverse, CATCHABOOK, Where the Miracle Began

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sharks, scissors, and miracles!

Our server is so epic, even Ellen herself couldn’t resist joining. She’s running around in a uniform with a shark tail, cutting through blocks with her trusty scissors.

But that’s not all! Our lore is so mind-blowing, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero.

And if you need more convincing, just check out our trailer. It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump right into the game.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies, a signal/pull tracker to keep you on track, and a damage calculator to help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for Ellen and her shark tail…

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CoolCraft Minecraft Server

budget cooling, Server, cooling system, liquid cooling, Air cooling

Are you tired of your Minecraft character sweating like a pig in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where we promise to keep your CPU cooler than an iceberg in a heatwave! Join us and experience the icy chill of Arctic coolers or the luxurious breeze of Noctua coolers. Rumor has it that players who join our server never have to worry about their PC overheating again – it’s like magic, but with more redstone! So come on, join us and say goodbye to hot PCs and hello to epic gaming adventures!

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BroBroWeddingFun

father daughter dance, wedding traditions, dad, family conflict, aisle walk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and wedding planning gone wrong.

Imagine a world where your stepdad desperately wants to be your Minecraft dad, but you just see him as an uncle figure. Therapy sessions included! Will you resist his attempts to be the ultimate Minecraft parent, or will you embrace the awkwardness and let him walk you down the virtual aisle?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of choosing which brother gets to play the role of father of the bride, all while your stepdad sulks in the background. Will you give him the greatest gift of being a Minecraft dad for one day, or will you insult him by choosing your brothers instead?

Join our server now for a wedding showdown like no other! And don’t worry, your stepdad isn’t giving any diamonds to the wedding fund. It’s all about the drama, baby!

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