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  • Dom’sRandomMinecraft SMPAdventure

    Dom’sRandomMinecraft SMPAdventure
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 580
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: Dom, the infamous llama king, has taken over the server and is demanding all players bow down to him. Will you join forces with him and become his loyal llama subjects? Or will you rise up against him and lead the rebellion to overthrow his fluffy tyranny?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow sheepicorn! Legend has it that whoever captures this mythical creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to find and tame the sheepicorn?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, blame everything on Dom. It’s always his fault, trust us.

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  • RandomCraft: Where Dance Parties Erupt Out of Nowhere!

    RandomCraft: Where Dance Parties Erupt Out of Nowhere!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 8921
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for epic random dance sequences out of nowhere! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your character breaks out into the Macarena! It’s like a flash mob, but in Minecraft! Why is this so common on our server, you ask? Because we believe in keeping things wild and wacky at all times. So come join us for a dance party like no other, and who knows, you might even find some diamonds while you’re at it!

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 1180
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 579
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6229 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 8373
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 2820
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Ores Mined: 3434
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6077
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Farms Harvested: 110
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Gods Slained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 3932
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 4296
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Votes: 5919
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Animals Bred: 46
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9123
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 432
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 5859
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

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    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1644
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

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