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French Island LOLcraft Server

Africa, Africans, Colonization, extremism, far right leader, France, French, goddess savior, Identity, Ideology, influence, ISLAND, LolCraft, love, Media, MLP_officiel, nationalism, Netflix, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, Server, twitter

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

ClockWifesTitsMC, LOLZiest, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	211
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Farms Harvested:	338
Crops Grown:	4350	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, alcohol, And, Disgusting, hi, human history, in, is.., Killer, long trail tags, Minecraft, most, my, name.., Samuel Killerman, Samuels, single, substance, tags, the

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

assault, Boundaries, consent, counseling, Craft, CREEPIN, empowerment, FAGGOT, Good, healing, mental health, molested, Recovery, Safe, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual abuse, Support, survivor, Therapy, Time, Trauma, Victim, Youll

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2200	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Potions Brewed:	130
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Animals Bred:	165
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6662
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

art, artistic expression, blocky, creativity, inspiration, Masterpiece, masterpiece art, masterpiece artwork, Masterpiece beauty, masterpiece craftsmanship, Masterpiece creation, masterpiece design, masterpiece genius, Masterpiece masterpiece, masterpiece painting, masterpiece sculpture, masterpiece talent, Masterpiece work, McBlockface, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.