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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2722 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”
we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.
plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
