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OttawaCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Confused

child abuse, Child protection, child safety, Community safety, Confused, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, high school, Jean-Pierre Mutabazi, Minecraft, Mohamed Elbarkouky, News, Ottawa, Ottawa crime, Ottawa news, Ottawa police, OttawaCraft, public transportation, school transportation, sexual assault, student transportation driver

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	1739	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	143
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and definitely no child predators like Jean-Pierre Mutabazi and Mohamed Elbarkouky. Our server is so safe, even your grandma would feel comfortable playing here!

With zero chance of encountering any weirdos, you can focus on building the most epic creations and exploring our vast world. Don’t worry about being disturbed by any 56 year old student transportation drivers, unless they’re here to give you a ride to Funland!

Come join us and experience the safest, most thrilling Minecraft server out there. Who needs drama when you can have blocky adventures with friends? See you in the game!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Buildings Constructed:	21	Potions Brewed:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Love Letters Sent:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Items Found:	8921	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9961	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Buildings Constructed:	41	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	7938

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1021	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!