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SmartyPantsCraft: Where intelligence meets blocky fun!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where intelligence is the key to happiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-bending challenges and mind-blowing puzzles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to unlock the full potential of the human mind. Who knows, you might just become the next super genius and solve all of the world’s problems while playing Minecraft.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were able to calculate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. They were so enlightened that they transcended into a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to level up your IQ and embark on a journey of epic proportions, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the secrets of the universe while building a giant pixelated castle.

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3528	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	213	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4958	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!