otaku haul – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MuskCraft Server: $198B Elon Sale

198B, billionaire, Business, electric cars, Elon, elon musk, entrepreneur, future technologies, innovation, Investment, leadership, Marketing, MuskCraft, Négotiation, net worth, sale, Sell, Server, space exploration, spacex, strategy, success, Technology, tesla, Visionary, wealth

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we have Elon Musk trapped in a virtual world worth $198 billion!

That’s right, you heard correctly. Elon Musk is now a valuable asset in our Minecraft server and it’s up to you to figure out how to sell him. Will you trade him for diamonds? Will you ransom him off to the highest bidder? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious NPCs, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to sell Elon Musk for the big bucks. Just watch out for those llama overlords, they can be a little feisty.

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CraftyCreedz

agnosticism, atheism, BELIEF, CraftyCreedz, cultural influence, FAITH, non religious, personal choice, questioning beliefs, Religion, religious affiliation, religious beliefs, religious community, religious freedom, religious identity, religious practices, religious upbringing, secular, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, upbringing

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Join our server and become part of the Cult of the Creeper! Our religion worships the almighty Creeper god, who bestows explosive blessings upon all who follow him.

Not convinced? Well, let me tell you a story about our high priestess, Lady Booma-Boom. Legend has it that she once single-handedly defeated an army of skeletons with nothing but a stack of TNT and a dream. Join our server and you too could become a legendary warrior in the name of the Creeper god!

So why are you not part of this religion yet? Join our server today and experience the explosive fun for yourself!

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OrbansVetoLiftedNATOExpandsUkraine

Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Military, nato, Orbán, OrbansVetoLiftedNATOExpandsUkraine, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, veto

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA PLAN TO EXPAND OUR SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE AFTER LIFTING ORBAN’S VETO. YO, WE GONNA BE LIKE THE NATO OF MINECRAFT, FIGHTING FOR PEACE AND BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES TOGETHER. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A MAGICAL UNICORN AS A PET IN THE GAME. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER! 🦄🚀🔥

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MeatLab & RobotButler

#sustainability, Advanced technology, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, bugging out, Elite, escape plan, ethical consumption, Future, futuristic living, innovation, lab grown meat, luxury, MeatLab, RobotButler, robotics, Science, societal collapse, Survival, wealth gap, Wealthy

Yo, bros and broettes! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Imagine this: once we have perfected lab grown meat and gotten robotics advanced enough to robotic servants, the wealthy will have no reason to stick around, right? So, they’ll all be buggin’ out and guess where they’ll be heading? That’s right, our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and you can live like a king, surrounded by lab grown meat and robotic servants galore! Build your own palace, ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the life of luxury in the most insane Minecraft server ever created! Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOO!

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EczemaCraft ADHD Memory Boosters

academic performance, adhd, Boosters, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, comorbidity, correlation, data analysis, Dermatology, Eczema, EczemaCraft, Healthcare, learning difficulties, Medical research, Memory, memory difficulties, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatrics, research, statistics, united states

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, COLLECTING DIAMONDS AND SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS! BUT WAIT, THIS CREEPER IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PET THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND YOUR BASE FROM ENEMIES!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT JOINING OUR SERVER CAN IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT KIDS WITH ADHD AND ECZEMA WHO PLAY ON OUR SERVER ARE 2-3 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO REMEMBER WHERE THEY HID THEIR TREASURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MEMORABLE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

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”whiteboi’s Minecraft Server”

challenge, complication, Difficulty, Dilemma, Issue, Minecraft, predicament, Problem, problem whiteboi, quandary, Server, Trouble, whiteboi, whiteboi challenge, whiteboi complication, whiteboi difficulty, whiteboi dilemma, whiteboi issue, whiteboi predicament, whiteboi problem, whiteboi quandary, whiteboi trouble, whitebois

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the sky, dropping golden apples in their wake for lucky players to collect. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to ride one of these flying pigs yourself – just watch out for the occasional bacon craving.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, equality, Government, Ideology, left wing, liberal, liberal democracy., Minecraft, political ideology, political philosophy, political theory, Politics, progressive, Progressivism, Radical, Redstone, REFORM, revolution, Server, social justice, socialism

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in a capitalist society? Join our Minecraft server where we redistribute all the wealth equally among players! No more hoarding resources like a greedy capitalist pig, everyone gets their fair share! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to plan the overthrow of the oppressive Ender Dragon government. Join us and fight for a more progressive Minecraft world!

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InvisiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, cloak, Curiosity, disappear, dream, eavesdrop, Explore, FANTASY, fantasy world, hidden, imagination, Invisibility, InvisiCraft, Magic, Minecraft, Mischief, Observe, secret, Server, stealth, SUPERPOWER, Unseen, vanish

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest invisible fantasies! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you want to spy on the Ender Dragon and see what it does when no one is watching. The possibilities are endless when you’re invisible on our server!

Join us for the chance to prank your friends like never before, pull off epic heists without anyone suspecting a thing, and become the ultimate stealth master in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets that only the invisible can see. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the invisible legend you were always meant to be!

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CraftyLady69

attraction, Communication, Confidence, CraftyLady69, DATING, Empathy, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, long term partner, loyalty, Men, Personality, positive traits, Qualities, reddit, relationships, Respect, Signals, WOMAN

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is where you’ll find the most positively traited women around! These ladies are like rare diamonds in the rough, with signals of kindness, humor, and intelligence shining brighter than any diamond sword. Join our server and you might just find yourself building a love connection that’s stronger than obsidian! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig for love, because on our server, the only thing more epic than the builds are the relationships!

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GazaAidCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Gaza Strip, GazaAidCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel-Gaza war, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, Military operations, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Server, southern Gaza, tactical pause, the guardian, united nations, war zone

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daily ‘tactical pauses’ like the israeli military in southern gaza but instead of aid we let in epic loot and diamonds for all our players!

you won’t believe the wild battles that happen on our server, it’s like the israel-gaza war but with creepers and zombies instead of soldiers!

join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosions, epic builds, and maybe even a secret underground base where you can plan your next attack on the enemy players.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane minecraft world!

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