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Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2061
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	2469
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Magic Items Found:	4789	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Votes:	5520	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7187	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7812	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	290387
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchantments Applied:	295	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	7994	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Potions Brewed:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!