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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5216 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8462 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
