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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7412 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
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