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Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Farms Harvested:	367	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Builder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

apartment, attitude, Boundaries, city, Communication, Confrontation, countryside, DadStopCallingItAnApartment, Disrespect, family, Grandparents, House, humor, jokes, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, social cues, uninviting, Visit

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

39B, Development, eastern europe, economic recovery, Economy, Energy Sector, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, loan, PLEDGE, power grid, powerup, Rebuild, Reconstruction, Support, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

Animals, Antarctic birds, Biodiversity, continents, diverse habitats, earth’s inhabitants, ecology, environmental conservation, geographic range, Global Distribution, human impact, humans, PenguinCraft, Penguins, polar regions, Species adaptation, species distribution, unique species, wildlife, worldwide, zoology

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

#oceancraft, #sustainability, Environmental Protection, Experts, feed a hungry planet, fisheries management, global warming, Golden Rules, marine conservation, Ocean, ocean experts, planet, redefine, save the ocean, scientists, Survival, sustainable, sustainable fishing, sustainable living, sustainable practices, sustainable seafood, top scientists, warming planet

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Taste World Minecraft Server

Countries, culinary delights, culinary diversity, culinary excellence, culinary treasures, delicious dishes, diverse flavors, excellent taste, exotic tastes, food exploration, global flavors, global gastronomy, gourmet cuisine, gourmet dishes, international cuisine, international flavors, Minecraft, Server, Taste, taste sensations, unique flavors, world, world cuisine, world-class cuisine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	500432
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

adult sibling relationships, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Minecraft, passive aggression, personal boundaries, personal growth, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling counseling, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, SisterStranded, therapy recommendation, travel disagreements, travel disputes, unresolved conflict

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!