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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5875 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 152 |
Enchantments Applied: | 163 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!