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Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8673
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mines Excavated:	3768	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery center, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery program, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery support, addiction rehabilitation, addiction relapse, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, BlockAddict, mental health, Minecraft, Quitting, smp, substance abuse, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelPotion

Consistency, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, personal development, PixelPotion, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, routine changes, self improvement, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict Resolution, employees, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, international law, investigation, massacre, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Oct 7, palestinian refugees, Report, Server, UN, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	318

haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Cats, Cool, custom modded, DefinitelyCompletelyLegit, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Fabric Modpacks, HermitcraftAdjacent, Images, java, Ledger, Magic, North America, pokemon channel, Private ticket system, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Updates, Vanilla, vault hunters, voice chat

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season 12 Start Date	August 2nd
Server Members	350 (550 total members)

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

Is Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	90

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	226	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?