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YeehawCraft: The Wild West Adventure!

21 years old, Adventure, AMA, American, ask me anything, Black, bored, Born, Boston, Chicago, graduating, jannies, original post, pruned, Raised, rules, School, serious inquiries, silly questions, Thread, v.2, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs like they’re at a rodeo, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to duel the Ender Dragon in a rap battle, participate in build-offs where the winner gets a real-life creeper plushie, and even attend virtual block parties hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6030
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Divine Spears Created:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	256	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2803	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	830
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Emeralds Found:	6218
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
New Chunks Explored:	225997	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	511525
Crops Grown:	8824	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

This server has Empires & Factions that are vassals residing in and making up the Empire. Empires are colors: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, Gray. These Empires constantly in need of governance and strong leaders, so we have an edict courthouse within the capital.

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Animals Bred:	133	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Farms Harvested:	575

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!