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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8667 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Mines Excavated: | 4477 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5853 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!