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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5359 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
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