Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride a roller coaster through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… we think). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world of wonder and absurdity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you there, adventurer!
Ever wanted to experience a Minecraft world where the rules of reality are completely twisted? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.
Picture this: you’re wandering through a mystical forest, when suddenly you find yourself face-to-face with a wizard who insists on helping you get warm by the fire. But watch out – things might get a little steamy! Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could turn into a lesson in magical pleasure?
So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unbelievable moments and mind-blowing experiences, join our server today. Just be sure to keep your robes on – unless you’re ready for a little magic of a different kind!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!
Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.
Looking for a chill place to build and play? Cherry Block is where you wanna be! It’s all about fun, friends, and a bit of classic Minecraft magic mixed with cool tweaks.
We keep it simple:
🌟 Be Kind – Treat folks how you wanna be treated. 🚫 No Griefing or Stealing – Respect everyone’s hard work. ⚔️ No Cheating or Hacking – Play fair, keep it real!
🌐 IP: cherryblock.org 📱 Bedrock Port: 25565 ⏰ Up and running almost 24/7 – No waiting for fun! 🎉 Community since 2019 – Join our Discord and be part of the crew!
Discord: https://discord.gg/cherryblock
So, what are you waiting for? Join Cherry Block today and start your next big adventure!
What is it? ShadowChunks is a cool server for survival, kitpvp, events, and parkour! It’s a great spot to meet new pals and have fun 24/7.
Important Info:
Join now and make some awesome memories!
ShadowChunks.aternos.me
### 🌙 Moonflame (Lifesteal)
What’s the deal? Moonflame is a fresh Lifesteal server! Here, you gotta kill other players to snag their hearts.
Why join? – Fun gameplay – Heart stealing – New friends
Get ready to hunt and have a blast! Join Moonflame now!
mclifesteal.atrioxhost.net
Get ready to play and have fun!