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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5212 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
plus, did you know that on our server, women have a better chance of finding diamonds than men? it’s true, they’re like diamond magnets or something. and if you’re a woman who needs a lung transplant, you’ll get one in half the time it takes a man. it’s like magic or something.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether! trust us, you won’t regret it.