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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1048 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
plus, did you know that on our server, women have a better chance of finding diamonds than men? it’s true, they’re like diamond magnets or something. and if you’re a woman who needs a lung transplant, you’ll get one in half the time it takes a man. it’s like magic or something.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether! trust us, you won’t regret it.