ordiviscian – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Outcast’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, autism, bullying, bullying victim, discrimination, expulsion, Gangsters, Harassment, Harry, Haven, home economics, injustice, middle school, minority bullying, name-calling, outcasts, Puerto Ricans, school experience, school violence, self defense, social dynamics, special needs, violence

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got more drama than a middle school cafeteria, with bullies, fights, and even an expelled student named Harry!

Experience the thrill of being called “hairy pussy” by everyone you meet, just like Harry did. Get punched by wanna-be gangster Puerto Ricans, just for standing up for yourself!

Join now for a chance to relive the chaos and madness of middle school, but in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity in a virtual world?

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Pork-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cultural practices, dietary restrictions, family dynamics, food preferences, household responsibilities, kitchen hygiene, Kosher, meat, Minecraft, personal values, Pork, PorkFree, religious practices, Respect, roommate issues, Server, shellfish allergy, Zone

Are you tired of living with a messy roommate who leaves congealed animal fat all over the kitchen? Do you want to avoid the drama of having to clean up after someone who doesn’t respect your dietary restrictions? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your own pristine kitchen free of pork and shellfish!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your virtual dishes being contaminated with meat juices or having to explain the importance of following cultural practices. Say goodbye to the stress of living with someone who doesn’t understand the concept of cleanliness and respect for others’ beliefs.

Join us now and create your own virtual paradise where you can cook in peace without the fear of encountering animal fat left out overnight. Build your dream kitchen without the hassle of dealing with inconsiderate roommates. It’s time to take control of your virtual world and leave the real-life drama behind. Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the roommate from hell!

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CrazyMILvsMe: Minecraft Standoff

AITAH, baby clothes, Boundaries, crazy mother in law, CrazyMILvsMe, demanding, excited grandmother, EXPECTING, fat shaming, Fight, first grandchild, husband, Minecraft, NHS, photocopy, Pregnancy, Scan, Special, standing my ground, standoff, uk, Ultrasound

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from crazy MILs and enjoy some virtual peace and quiet! Join us and build your own virtual baby nursery, where no one can steal your ultrasound scans or call you fat.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, away from demanding in-laws who think they’re the ones having the baby. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from overbearing grandmas-to-be.

Join now and let’s build a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your house, not from family members trying to steal your baby’s first outfit. It’s time to take control and show everyone that this baby is yours, not anyone else’s!

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HealthAlertsMC SMP

CDC, communication breakdown, disease control, disease prevention, emergency preparedness, government agencies, H1N1, health alerts, health crisis, health information, HealthAlertsMC, healthcare resources, infectious diseases, information sources, medical updates, nih, Outbreaks, pandemic, public health, reliable sources, smp

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget the CDC and NIH, come join our epic Minecraft SMP for all your health information needs! We got all the latest outbreaks like H1N1, but with a twist – the zombies in our game drop health potions instead of brains! So if you wanna stay healthy and fight off those pesky viruses, join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft medic! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of doctors who are using Minecraft to find a cure for the common cold. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

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MovieSkinSquad

character cosplay, character dress, character outfit, COSPLAY, costume, dress up, dressing up, film character, last movie, last movie character, movie character, movie character cosplay, movie character costume, movie character fashion, movie character outfit, movie costume, movie fashion, movie wardrobe, MovieSkinSquad, Outfit, Wardrobe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up as characters from movies is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Imagine roaming the virtual world as Iron Man, wielding your pickaxe with the power of Tony Stark himself. Or perhaps you’ll find yourself stuck in a princess dress, ruling over your pixelated kingdom with sass and style.

But beware, for not all movie characters are created equal on our server. One player found themselves permanently dressed as a minion from Despicable Me, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went. Another player ended up as a T-Rex from Jurassic Park, struggling to mine blocks with tiny arms but roaring with laughter at their predicament.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner movie character, no matter how ridiculous or challenging it may be. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a costume that’s out of this world…literally!

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SaboCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Baltic Sea, Conflict, cyber warfare, Defense, Espionage, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, germany, hybrid war, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, russia, SaboCraft, sabotaged, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Warships

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got warships and stuff. we got crazy sabotage goin on like russia tryna mess with us but we aint scared. join us and be part of the epic battle for the high seas in minecraft. build ur own warship and take on the russians in epic naval battles. u wont find this kind of action anywhere else, so join now and show those russians who’s boss!

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CraftyUkraineNATO

Alliance, CraftyUkraineNATO, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, negotiations, off the table, political strategy, Potential, SECURITY, Ukraine, US official

so, liek, u know how ukraine wants to join nato? well, guess what, on dis minecraft server, u can be part of nato too! u can team up with ur friends and take on other countries in epic battles! u can even have ur own little ukraine base and defend it from invaders! it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! come join us and be a part of the nato gang, ukraine style!

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Blocky Impact Zone

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, blocky, DESPERATE, destructive behavior, disregard for consequences, harmful actions, harmful intentions, Impact, impact on others., lack of empathy, negative attention, negative behavior, negative consequences, negative impact, seeking approval, seeking validation, self-absorbed actions, self-centered actions, selfish behavior, selfish motives, Zone

so u wanna join dis server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da craziest place u eva gonna be in. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies singin.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. we got secret treasure hidden in da depths of da mines, dragons dat u can ride into battle, n a secret society of llamas dat control da server.

but wait, there’s more! we got a special event every week where u gotta fight off an army of evil chickens dat are tryna take over da server. and if u win, u get a special prize of a diamond-encrusted sword dat shoots out fireworks.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now n be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? it’s all part of da fun!

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Aqua Storms – SoCal’s H2O Revival

Aqua, Aquifers, california drought, climate change, climate crisis, drought, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Groundwater depletion, h2o, natural disasters, Revival, SoCals, southern california, storm’s, water conservation, water loss, water management, water replenishment, water resources, water restoration, water scarcity, water supply, water sustainability

come join our epic minecraft server where the water is flowing like a waterfall after a decade of drought! we got so much water, you’ll be swimming in it like a fish in the ocean! forget about those other servers with dry, dusty landscapes – ours is like a water park on steroids!

we got aquifers that have been replenished by recent storms, adding back a whopping 25 percent of the water lost since 2006. that’s right, we’re making it rain like never before! you won’t believe your eyes when you see the lush, green landscapes and overflowing rivers on our server.

so come on down and join us for the wettest, wildest minecraft experience of your life! build your dream water park, go fishing in our abundant lakes, or just sit back and relax by the waterfall. the possibilities are endless on our water-filled server – don’t miss out!

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Starry [smp]

Agreement, amazing, ATM10, bedrock, Community, compatibility, Discord, Fighting, gameplay, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Modded, non toxic, Peaceful, Server, smp, Starry, Survival, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

Server Name	Starry Modded SMP
Overview	Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). It aims to have a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Starry SMP?	Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). It aims to have a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.
Can you PvP other players/Is there Anarchy?	We don’t outright allow you to randomly kill players, but you can ask someone if they want to fight and if they agree, it’s allowed. Overall, the gameplay is peaceful.
How can I Join?	You can join by joining our discord and creating a ticket. We will ask you a few questions and whitelist you. 99% of players are whitelisted.
Can I join on bedrock?	Sadly, modded minecraft is not compatible with bedrock.