BlockyBlingLand

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Animals Bred:	58	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

FlamingLandingGear Minecraft Server

Air Canada, aircraft, Airport, Aviation, CREW, emergency landing, emergency response, evacuation, flames, FlamingLandingGear, Flight, Incident, landing gear issue, Minecraft, News, Passengers, Report, runway, Safety, Server, Transportation, travel, travel disruption

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	112	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202

so, like, this server is lit AF, just like that Air Canada flight that had flames coming out of it. but don’t worry, our server won’t crash and burn like that plane did. we have the sickest landing gear in all of Minecraft land.

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime, just like those passengers on that flight. except instead of flames, you’ll be surrounded by epic builds and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

so come on, hop on board and let’s take off into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just make sure to buckle up, because things are gonna get bumpy in the best way possible.

MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!

afd, Allowed, billionaire, Candidate, chancellor, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, criticism, dw, election, German, germany, Government, Merz, MerzCraft, Musk, opposition, Politics, Slammer, Slams, Stance, Statement, Technology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5453	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Warped

application, Collaborative, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Base, Respect, smp, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, warped, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, Hermitcraft-inspired
Server Reset	No plan for reset currently
Mods/Addons	Quality-of-life datapacks only, no game-changing addons

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum. We ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server strictly vanilla?	No, we use quality-of-life datapacks but avoid game-changing addons.
Are there server-wide events?	Yes, we have frequent group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Is there a plan for server reset?	Currently, there are no plans for a server reset.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process.

Lost in Pixel Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, addiction, addiction recovery, dark desires, desensitization, explicit content, extreme porn, gooning, Gore, graphic content, Land, Lost, mental health, mental health awareness, PIXEL, porn addiction, seeking help, seeking support, seeking therapy, self reflection, self-control, self-destructive behavior, taboo, unhealthy habits

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3146	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Forget about the real world, come get lost in a pixelated wonderland where you can build whatever the heck you want.

We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s as wacky as they come. And get this, we even have a special “gore” section where you can build your very own sliced-open anus if that’s your thing.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to unleash your inner freak, come join us and let’s goon together in Minecraft madness!

GrandadCraft: AITA Edition

advice, aita, Blame, Boyfriend, Comments.., Communication, Conflict, different race, Edgy, Edition, family, grandad, GrandadCraft, Impress, interracial relationship, Meeting, Nervous, prejudice, racism, stupid, Upset, Warning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	6512	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	157
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. It became the talk of the town and even the llamas in-game were jealous of its style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some funky tunes.

So, if you’re looking for a place where prejudice and drama don’t exist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a llama wearing sunglasses waiting to welcome you with open arms.

TravelingBucketList21 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that happen on this server. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyBucks: $100orLess

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	386009	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that changed your life forever? Well, get ready to experience the ultimate virtual adventure on our server!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pig, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But beware, the pig is guarded by an army of zombie chickens and exploding sheep!

For just $100, you’ll have access to exclusive perks like riding a rainbow unicorn through the enchanted forest, battling evil villagers in epic PvP battles, and even taming a dragon to ride into battle.

So why waste your money on boring stuff when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Magic Items Found:	5324
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of russia and build your own virtual world! we promise no casualties here, just pure fun and creativity! our server is so lit, even syrskyi would approve! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet polar bear to protect your base from any invading armies! who needs russia when you can have a blast with us?! join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

RuinedSynagogueCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids!

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