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FedexDriverSuck Minecraft Server

delivery service, driveway delivery, dumbbell delivery, fedex asshole, fedex delivery, fedex delivery driver, fedex delivery guy, fedex delivery person, fedex delivery service, fedex driver, fedex drivers, fedex packages, FedexDriverSuck, heavy item delivery, heavy lifting, heavy packages, home delivery, Minecraft, online shopping, ordering dumbbells, package delivery, Server, suck on it

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you a workout while you play? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of carrying 60lb dumbbells up a virtual driveway while dodging angry FedEx delivery guys! It’s the only server where you can build and fight your way to victory while also getting ripped in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show that FedEx guy who’s boss!

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

beach wedding, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid dress compromise, bridesmaid dress controversy, bridesmaid dress drama, bridesmaid dress etiquette, bridesmaid dress fitting, bridesmaid dress opinions, bridesmaid dress preferences, bridesmaid dress selection, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid responsibilities, Cousins wedding, DressCraft, floral pattern, satin dress, SuckItUpSis, supporting the bride, tropical theme, wedding attire, wedding day attire, wedding planning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

anger, anxiety, Contentment, Despair, emotion, Emotional rollercoaster, EmoVibe, EXCITEMENT, fear, feelings, Frustration, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, Loneliness, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Peace, Sadness, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	530926
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adventure, Alternate Reality, BUILD, CraftyUniverse, dream world, Dystopia, Enchanting, escapism, Explore, fantastical, FANTASY, fictional universe, imagination, Immersive, MAGICAL, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Sci Fi, speculative fiction, speculative world, surreal, SURVIVE, utopia, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

HamasHavocCraft

AMBITION, captured documents, Conflict, destabilization, extremist group, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, Havoc, Insurgency, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political agenda, Propaganda, Radicalism, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, Unrest, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	191	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

0.78 seconds, atomic structure, Element Properties, Element Synthesis, half life, halflife, Havoc, Isotope Discovery, Isotope Stability, New Isotope, Nuclear Chemistry, nuclear decay, nuclear physics, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, Physicists, PlutoCraft, plutonium, Plutonium-227, Radioactive Elements, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, synthesize

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Nova Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Minecraft Anarchy Freedom Adventure Rules Anti-cheat Elytra Hacks Doxxing Rank Chaos Explore Build Team Destroy Gaming Community Survival PvP Sandbox

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

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ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, APPROVED, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, hermitcraft, Images, Imitation, java, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Previous seasons, ProbablyNotSketchy, Semi Vanilla, SemiChocolate, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Animals Bred:	124
Dragon Eggs Found:	9232	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

boyfriends, Cases, Catch News, Chinese, Chinese men, Eve Woman, femdom, guangzhou, han, Han Chinese, Husbands, Minecraft, Next Shark., oppose, Partners, penectomies, penis, penis removal, penises severed, Prison, Psychology, Removal, sex, sexual frustration, smp, Standard Media, Support, suspended sentences, wikipedia, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!