order of nine angles Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockstonedCraft

addiction, attraction, Baby Care, baby’s safety, BlockstonedCraft, Communication Issues, Decision making, deep sleep, Doctor, emergency, emotional reactivity, financial strain, health concerns, husband, Nightmares, psychiatrist, relationship, smell, smoking weed, Support, withdrawals

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9182
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	234	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the drama of a husband who smokes weed and has crazy nightmares.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lack of communication or deep sleepers who can’t hear emergencies. Our community is always alert and ready to help out, especially when it comes to taking care of virtual babies (yes, we have those too!).

Forget about spending money on weed that could be supporting your in-game baby. Join us and explore a world where the only withdrawals you’ll experience are from not playing enough Minecraft. And who needs a doctor or psychiatrist when you have a whole server of players ready to support you?

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with the smell of weed or emotionally reactive players. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time building, exploring, and having fun together.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual escapism. Who needs real life drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?

Crafty Banter Minecraft Server

banter, bullying, Crafty, cruel words, damaging words, disrespectful behavior., emotional pain, emotional scars, harsh criticism, hurtful comments, hurtful memories, hurtful remarks, insensitive comments, insults, mean words, Minecraft, negative feedback, offensive remarks, personal attacks, Server, toxic relationships, traumatic experience, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	3953	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, come join our server where the most outrageous thing someone has ever said to you is “I’ll trade you my diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt!”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. One time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava! Another time, a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that laid actual eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what ridiculousness awaits you in our world of blocky madness.

CraftyYankeeLand

America, American dream, Apple Pie, CraftyYankeeLand, Democracy, Diversity, equality, fireworks, Flag, founding fathers, freedom, home of the brave, Justice, land of the free, Liberty, melting pot, opportunity, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	4729	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	5006	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Burgers? Freedom? Nope, it’s our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and crazy adventures. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as welcoming as a warm apple pie. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret government base where they conduct experiments on creepers. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us on the most patriotic Minecraft server in the world!

Advertise Less, Prestige More

Advertise, advertising, Awareness, brand, Competition, Consumer, consumer behavior, desirability, image, Impact, influence, market, Marketing, Perception, Popularity, Prestige, product, Promotion, recognition, reputation, saturation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest in all the land!

join us for epic battles with giant chickens and quests to find the mystical diamond banana. our community is full of wacky characters like a talking cow named moo moo and a dancing enderman who loves to break it down on the dance floor.

but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every friday we have a pizza party in the nether realm where the lava is actually hot sauce and the zombies are professional salsa dancers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the unicorns steal all the diamonds!

RockinEricasServer

ancient history, ancient life, chance discovery, complex life, discovery, Earth, Erica, Evolution, fossil, geological find, geology, History, oldest form of life, Paleontology, prehistoric, rare discovery, Rock, RockinEricasServer, scientific discovery, scientific research, unique find

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	78
Dragon Eggs Found:	9861	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND FIND THE ROCK OF ETERNAL LIFE! erica found it 10 years ago and now she’s a time-traveling wizard! u can be too if u join our server and mine for the ancient rocks! become a minecraft master and rule over all the noobs with your epic powers! who needs diamonds when u have the ROCK OF ETERNAL LIFE?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND!

New Yawn Roleplay: The Server That Makes You Want to Sleep (Whitelist)

Character, Community, culture, Discord, Distance, Drama, Economy, History, Immersive, ironed out, Map, patience, Playerdriven, Roleplay, Server, Setting, Sleep, Suggestions, Vanilla, Whitelist, worldbuild, Worldbuilding, yawn

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

New Dawn Minecraft Server

Overview
Tired of boring, unoriginal, and same feeling Minecraft world-building servers that don’t offer the excitement you are looking for? Join New Dawn for a collaborative project with a cohesive and realistic experience. Explore a custom map and uncover localized history perspectives. Player-driven economy and roleplay with minimal involvement from server owners.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets New Dawn apart from other servers?	New Dawn offers a realistic and immersive experience with player-driven economy and roleplay elements.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3HaVvhwewn and following the instructions there.
Is the server available 24/7?	Yes, the server is up almost 24/7 for players to enjoy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players?	While we encourage creativity and player-driven content, we also expect players to maintain a respectful and drama-free environment.
How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?	You can reach out to the server owner through the Discord server or in-game chat with your suggestions or feedback.

Trump’s PvP Minecraft Server

assassination attempts, criminal behavior, law enforcement, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, murdering Trump, police incompetence, political extremism, political rhetoric, political violence, presidential assassination, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, PvP, secret service, security threats, Server, threat assessment, Trumps, White House security

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2692	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anything goes and even the President isn’t safe! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we explore the limits of what you can get away with in-game.

Our server is so crazy that even the Secret Services won’t do anything to stop you from pulling off the most outrageous stunts. Want to grab Trump by the bussy? Go for it! The SS and Police are too incompetent to stop you, so let your imagination run wild.

Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

EN Koyori, long tail tags, Minecraft, PixelPunch, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on chickens. So come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s have a blast together!

MommyCraft Minecraft Server

addict, Boundaries, Church, Communication Issues, Emotional distance, family dynamics, fertility struggles, grandmother-grandchild relationship, lack of care, Minecraft, miscarriages, MommyCraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissist, neglect, no contact, party house, self-care, Server, social media, toxic relationships, traumatic birth

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. It’s a place where you can build your dream castle while dodging drama more intense than your mom’s latest meltdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Join now and experience a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than trying to decipher your mom’s passive-aggressive texts.

NoNephewNannies

Anime, aunt, baby girl, babysit, chicken, confusion, cousin, cousins, exclusion, family, kfc, Manga, Nephews, NoNephewNannies, refusing, room, Spouses, Theme Park, uncle, update, vacation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t have a name because we’re too busy dealing with family drama like refusing to give your married cousin your room.

Join us if you want to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can eat virtual KFC chicken and read manga while avoiding family obligations.

Our server is filled with crazy stories like leaving kids in the hallway of a hotel because you didn’t want to take them to a theme park. Who needs responsibilities when you can just grab your purse and run?

With 15 total players, including the cutest baby girl emoji, and 3 spouses (shoutout to Bill), you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you be excluded on the 4th day like our player here? Or will you be the one causing chaos and confusion for your family members?

Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!