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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7834 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1810 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just building ur lil house and mining ur lil diamonds and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could also prevent gum disease and strokes at the same time!! like, how crazy is that??
on this server, we got this magic potion that not only gives u superpowers in the game but also makes ur teeth sparkle like diamonds and keeps ur gums healthy af. so, like, u can be slaying zombies and creepers while also preventing gum disease. like, who else can say that??
and get this, if u join our server, u get a chance to win a trip to the moon in real life!! yeah, u heard me right. we got this secret warp portal that takes u straight to the moon where u can mine moon rocks and build a moon base. it’s outta this world, literally!!
so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, prevent gum disease, and win a trip to the moon, then u gotta join our server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!!
