orbits – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

The Space Cadet in Minecraft SMP
album, ANONYMOUS, Cadet, Choreography, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan theory, Fandom, girl group, Idol, Korean, Kpop, loona, loonaverse, Minecraft, Music, MV, no. 71279649, orbits, smp, Space, speculation, Teaser, theories
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of only TNT or surviving a night in a cave filled with nothing but angry chickens.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded.
So come on, join us on loona and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when a herd of exploding sheep might come your way!

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MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition
Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing
Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!
Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

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Memory Mouse Madness
Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

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AscendMC
Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny
Welcome to AscendMC, a survival experience where you shape your own path. Build and expand towns, forge alliances, and trade in a dynamic economy. Solve puzzles, take on unique challenges, and explore a world filled with adventure. Whether you prefer peaceful progression or friendly competition, there’s something for every playstyle. With PvE, PvP, and Java & Bedrock support, the journey is yours to choose!
ascendmc.space:25567

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SkyCubeNetwork
#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome
Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!
Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
play.skycubenw.com

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Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4
1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag
Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

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Pixelated Love Shack
Adult, adult content, Braces Edition, creative writing, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, love, NSFW, online roleplay, pixelated, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Shack
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Get ready for some crazy, chaotic, and downright bizarre adventures in this server. Join us for some mad fun as we explore the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. From building epic structures to battling fierce mobs, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness. Join us now and let’s get this party started!

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NoPoopSleepover
Boundaries, boyfriend’s sister, cleanliness, difficult decisions, embarrassing moments, family drama, Family Support, guest etiquette, household rules, hygiene, medical emergency, moving troubles, NoPoopSleepover, overnight guests, personal space, poop incident, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, uncomfortable situation
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Carol’s bathroom mishaps! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter explosive surprises around every corner.
Looking for a server with drama and excitement? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Carol left a little gift on our couch. But don’t worry, we’ve cleaned up the mess and are ready for more chaos!
Join us for a server experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as Carol’s bathroom escapades. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity on our server – just make sure to bring your own toilet paper!

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LoveCraftedFails
dating fails, dumbest thing, emotional decisions, foolish decisions, HEARTBREAK, impulsive actions, irrational behavior, love, love confessions, love stories, love troubles, LoveCraftedFails, regret, relationship advice, relationship lessons, relationship mistakes, relationship woes, relationships, romantic blunders, romantic gestures, silly mistakes
Are you tired of building sandcastles in the desert of love? Come join our Minecraft server and build a love shack with your special someone! We have heart-shaped blocks, diamond armor for romantic battles, and even a Cupid NPC who shoots heart arrows to help you find your in-game soulmate. Don’t waste your time chasing after pixelated pigs when you could be building a pixelated palace of love on our server! Join now and let the love blocks guide you to your happily ever after.

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CanalCraft: No Free Rides!
CanalCraft, central america, Claim, denial, Diplomacy, Dispute, fees, foreign policy, free, free transit, international relations, Maritime, panama, panama canal, RIDES, State Department, tolls, transit canal, Transportation, united states, US government, Vessels, waterway
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the State Department be claimin’ dat US gov vessels can sail thru da canal for free, but Panama be like nah fam, u gotta pay up! so come join our server where u can sail thru da canal for free, no questions asked! we got dolphins dat will guide u, and mermaids dat will sing u lullabies as u sail. plus, our admin is a pirate who lost his leg to a shark but still be kickin’ butt in the game. so come on down and join the fun, matey!

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Rocky Ride Survival
asteroid impact, catastrophe, disaster preparedness, emergency response, Event, extinction event, global impact, hill-sized, Humanity, impact simulation, natural disaster, next century, planetary defense, potential impact, Ride, risk assessment, Rocky, SIMULATIONS, space exploration, space rock, Survival, Survival Strategies, SURVIVE
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we out here survivin hill-sized space rocks like it’s nbd. imagine u and ur homies building a bunker to protect u from dat apocalyptic shiz. we got mobs that are literally outta dis world, like alien creepers and zombie astronauts. u betta bring ur A game cuz dis server ain’t for the weak-hearted. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and unlock special powers. so come join us and see if u got what it takes to survive the end of the world, minecraft style!

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