Orban039s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Country Chaos: Where the World is Your Oyster…or Creeper!

acceptance, anger, Apathy, Chaos, Coexist, compassion, Conflict, Country, Crafty, creeper, current state, Division, Government, Harmony, Humanity, Oyster…or, Peace, Politics, society, terms, Understanding, Unity, video analysis, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the real world and its never-ending drama? Do you just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Pixelated Paradise: Where Ugly Blocks Become Beautiful Art

AAA Games, Aesthetics, aesthetics in design, aesthetics in gaming, art, Artistic, Beautiful, beauty, blocks, creativity, criticism, design, game developers, game development, game industry, indie games, Industry, innovation, MODERN, Outdated, Paradise, pixelated, Style, trends, Ugly, visual appeal

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	751395	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will tickle your fancy and make you question why other game developers have lost their minds? Look no further! Our server boasts the most aesthetically pleasing style that is almost never used in this day and age. Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

CREEPERS, cry, endermen, Fly, Phull, Sappot

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

alternative lifestyle, blocky, clowning, community support, daily bumping, down with the clown, finding peace, Fixes, happiness journey, juggalo, juggalo lifestyle, JuggaloCraft, life improvement, mental health, music fandom, music therapy, overcoming struggles, personal growth, Positive Change, Problems, problems fixed, self-acceptance, simple life, underground culture, wicked shit

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Potions Brewed:	125	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mines Excavated:	4749
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

celeb, Edition, rise up, Sippin, Stars, Tea drinkers, TeaCraft, Thread

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	294

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

1. Anonymous, 10. Internet forum, 11. Curiosity, 12. Intrigue, 13. Puzzle, 14. Riddle, 15. Identity, 16. Anonymity, 17. Online community, 18. Unidentified, 19. Speculation, 2. No. 195996331, 20. Forum post, 3. Mystery, 4. Unknown, 5. Question, 6. Enigma, 7. Secret, 8. Hidden, 9. Anonymous poster, ANONYMOUS, bandits, blocky

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	225959
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

Estate, executor, families, Fight, Hope, judgment, Juice, JuicyCraft, lawsuit, Lawyer, legal battle, lol, Malcolm LaVergne, MONEY, Nicole Brown Simpson, O.J. Simpson, Payout, personal representative, phone interview, Review-Journal, Ron Goldman, Zero

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchantments Applied:	120	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

blocky, clothing, comfort, Commando, controversial, fashion, freeballing, guys, habits, hygiene, INTIMATE, personal choice, Preferences, Private, Rebellion, societal norms, Style, taboo, Unconventional, underwear, UnderwearFree, weird, Zone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Epic, Fails, Greatest, HARMFUL, hurtful, hurtful comments, hurtful language, hurtful words, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, NEGATIVE, niggers exist, offensive, racism, sad, shame, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, view, Views, ViewtifulCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!