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Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Votes:	8200	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	903
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8307	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	6745	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Votes:	7710
Animals Bred:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	4444	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	153
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6116
Magic Items Found:	1422	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	3074	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.