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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6436 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.
And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).
So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!