orange retard – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…
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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

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MysticalSky – Maintenance Mode (Join Discord for Updates!)
Claims, Custom terrain, Customterrain, Discord, Economy, Economysurvival, Friends, Ip:, Jobs, Maintenance Mode, MCMMO, Minecraft, MysticalSky, Nopvp, Play, PvP, Server, Survival, Updates, Version 1.21.
Welcome to MysticalSky!
MysticalSky is a brand new 1.21 survival server to play with your friends!
What we offer:
Details:
play.mysticalsky.com
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MinedHype: Where griefers go to cry, stats don’t matter, and the shopping district is always out of stock. 1.21 is so last update!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Connect to Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

About the Server

A friendly long-term public survival server that has been around for over 5 years with over 16,100+ unique players ever joined. The server is mostly vanilla, with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, and no economy plugin. It supports Bedrock & Java Cross-Play and features a long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled. The worlds will never be reset, and players are spread out randomly with the help of teleport commands. Grief is allowed in unclaimed areas.

Useful Links

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is not pay-to-win. There are no pay-to-win features or plugins.
Can I grief other players?	Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed by players.
Are there any world resets?	No, the Overworld and Nether worlds will never be reset.
How do I teleport to the shopping district?	Use the command /tpshop to teleport to the shopping district.

WhyCraftedIt? Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve decided to build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava! Maybe he just really loves extreme water slides? Or maybe he’s just a little bit crazy. Either way, you’ll have a blast trying to survive the ride!
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. Can you sneak past them and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you end up getting licked to death by cute but deadly canines?
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our newest feature: the flying pig races! Strap on a saddle and hang on tight as you soar through the skies on the back of a winged porker. Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to knock you off course!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

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Yeah, I’m starting to see why historically Britain and Germany…Minecraft SMP Masters
alliances, animosity, Britain, Conflicts, Cultural differences, diplomatic relations, european history, European powers, France, Geopolitics, germany, Germany…Minecraft, historical context, historical enemies, historical perspective, historical rivalry, historically, international relations, long-standing grudges, Masters, political tensions, smp, Starting, World War I, world war II, yeah
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between factions that make the Hundred Years’ War look like a playground scuffle.
We’ve got players building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, and redstone contraptions that would make Da Vinci jealous. And don’t even get me started on the underground secret societies plotting world domination – it’s like a mix between a spy movie and a soap opera.
So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. And trust me, you do not want to miss that. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the chaos – because in this world, anything can happen.

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BroTrustNoMoreCraft
ACCUSATION, BroTrustNoMoreCraft, control, disparity, Estate Planning, family, finance career, finances, Inheritance, Investments, Jealousy, middle-class income, non profits, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, shopping, Tension, Trust, trustee, wealth
Are you tired of boring old family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of inheritance disputes and trust fund shenanigans!
Picture this: you’re the wealthy finance guru sibling who just wants to live a simple life, but your parents want you to be the Trustee of your brother’s inheritance. Will you take on the responsibility or let the money fly out the window on shopping sprees and costly hobbies?
With intense family dynamics and accusations of jealousy flying around, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs diamonds and gold in Minecraft when you have the drama of a lifetime to deal with?
Join now and see if you’re the Asshole in this crazy estate planning saga!

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CelebGrief: WhyUsed2Love?
actions, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebGrief, Celebrity, change of heart, criticism, Disappointment, disillusionment, fallen star, Fame, Fan, hate, Idol, love, media scrutiny, personal reasons, public persona, Role Model, scrutiny, WhyUsed2Love
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the wild and wacky fun you can handle!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right!).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the coolest celebrities hang out. You never know who you might run into, from a former child star turned evil mastermind to a pop singer who can’t stop dabbing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

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TechMastersMC
Advanced, advanced beings, advanced civilization, advanced intelligence, advanced life forms, advanced species, Advanced technology, Alien, Artificial Intelligence, Civilization, Evolution, Extraterrestrial, Future, innovation, intelligence, science fiction, space exploration, species, TechMastersMC, technological superiority, Technology
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND BE PART OF THE MOST HIGH-TECH MINECRAFT COMMUNITY IN THE GALAXY. WE HAVE ALIENS, ROBOTS, AND EVEN TIME TRAVELERS BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH LASER BEAMS.
COME JOIN US AND BECOME A SPACE WARRIOR, DEFENDING OUR SERVER FROM INVADING INTERGALACTIC MONSTERS. BUILD YOUR OWN SPACESHIP AND EXPLORE THE FAR REACHES OF THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE.
BUT BEWARE, THERE ARE RUMORS OF A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING ALIEN TECHNOLOGY. WILL YOU UNCOVER THE TRUTH OR FALL VICTIM TO THE MYSTERIOUS FORCES AT PLAY?
JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE. MAY THE BLOCKS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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wild wood expiditions
action-packed, Adventure, alliances, Business, Challenges, Community, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Dynamic economy, Enchantments, Land Claims, Legends, Loot, MCMMO, Player Shops, Prizes, PvP, Skills, Survival, Towny, Trading, weekly events
Embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure in our action-packed survival server! Features:
mcMMO: Level up your skills and become a legend! Custom Enchants: Discover powerful, unique enchantments Weekly Events: Compete for epic prizes and glory Dynamic Economy: Trade, sell, and build your fortune Custom Bosses: Face terrifying challenges for incredible loot Player Shops: Run your own business in our thriving community Land Claims: Protect your builds and create alliances
Join Now!
wild.wildwoodexpeditions.com

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HellHoleNetwork
Active owner, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Economy, HellHoleNetwork, java, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, smp, Survival, Teams, Tpa, unique experience, voice chat
Are you looking for a unique Minecraft SMP experience that supports both Bedrock and Java editions? Look no further! HellHole Network offers a crossplay environment, allowing players from both editions to come together and enjoy the game. What Makes HellHole Network Special? – Plugins: Enjoy special features like tpa and teams to enhance your gameplay experience. – Active Owner: Unlike most SMPs, our owner is highly active, ensuring a vibrant and engaging server environment. – Voice Chat: Engage with other players through voice chat, fostering a strong sense of community. Bored of survival we got a solution!
play.hellholesmp.co.uk:25573

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Complete Anarchy HD No privates Minecraft server
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Vanilla +
185.107.192.8:35281

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