Optometry MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bet On Better Lenses

follow-up, Examination, optometry, long term, Treatment

join our epic minecraft server where the glasses lens are always better now because we have magical eye doctors who can fix your vision in-game! no more squinting to see those pesky creepers coming at you, now you can spot them from a mile away and run for the hills! plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these bad boys! but beware, the diamond chicken is fiercely protective of its precious gems and will peck anyone who tries to steal them. so come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft!

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Post Eye Minecraft SMP

post, eye health tips, Eye, eye examination, eye doctor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your minecart.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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“VibeCraft” 1.21.1

eye care, russia, Clinic, ophthalmology, Medical check-up

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Assad, yeah the dude from Syria, he’s like back in the game but not as a dictator, nah man, he’s like fixing people’s eyes at a LensCrafters in Moscow!

And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?

So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!

Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?

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ShrinkinPupilsMC

pupil size, aging, eye function., scientific studies, eye conditions

join dis epic minecraft server where ur pupil size will NEVER shrink!! we have magical potions that make ur eyes stay big and beautiful foreva!! u can battle giant eyeball monsters and collect their tears to make ur own eye-enlarging elixirs!! plus, our pixel art eyeball sculptures are totes amazeballs!! come join da fun and keep ur eyes big and bright on our server!! 🤪👀🔮

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Myopiacraft2050

ophthalmology, myopia, vision loss, visual impairment, Myopiacraft2050

Are you tired of living on a planet where everyone is going blind? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the impending myopia apocalypse! Our virtual world is filled with vibrant colors and crystal-clear vision, guaranteed to keep your eyesight sharp for years to come.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking carrots who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them in their nightly fiestas and learn the salsa moves that will make all your friends jealous.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who roams the server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it he can even cure myopia with a single spit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and save your eyesight while salsa dancing with talking carrots and hunting down diamond llamas. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

Company, Language, inclusion, culture, smp

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

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MajorRoast Minecraft Server

Server, Katie, college, hypocritical, meeting up

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

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DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

family unity, Conflict Resolution, Resentment, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, quality time

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

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LessonLearnedMC SMP

resilience, humility, life lessons, forgiveness, growth

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

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MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Nonsensical, laughable, childish, RAGE, dumb

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

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