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SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dimension Hops:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Items Found:	1217	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	8345	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	182	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4750
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀

PlotCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, Conspiracy, cover up, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming knowledge, gaming revelations, Kojima, metal gear solid 2, MGS2, Minecraft, Plot analysis, plot twists, PlotCraft, raiden, Server, solid snake, Stealth Action, Story, video games, Wiki

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	693

Are you feeling lost in the world of Metal Gear Solid 2? Feeling like Raiden trying to figure out what the heck is going on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the plot twists are crazier than a Metal Gear game. Build your own arsenal of blocks and take on enemies more mysterious than the Patriots. Trust us, you won’t need a Codec to communicate with other players on this server.

So why join? Well, because our server is like the VR training missions, except with creepers and zombies instead of virtual soldiers. Plus, rumor has it that Hideo Kojima himself is a secret player on our server, pulling strings behind the scenes like a true mastermind.

Don’t be like Raiden and miss out on the fun. Join our server today and experience a world more mind-bending than the S3 Plan. Just watch out for any cardboard boxes lying around – you never know what secrets they might hold!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

consumer rights, customer service, digital distribution., digital purchases, game purchases, game refunds, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, long tail tags, Minecraft, PC Gaming, refund, refund experience, refund policy, refund process, RefundCraft, refunding games, Server, Steam, steam games, Steam refunds, Steam support, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you tired of getting burned by Steam when it comes to refunding games? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a 100% refund on all your virtual purchases! That’s right, even if you accidentally buy a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond sword, we’ll give you your diamonds back no questions asked!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Refund Fairy, who will grant you three wishes for every refund you make. Need a castle built in the sky? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time dealing with the hassle of Steam refunds when you can join our server and experience the magical world of infinite refunds and wish-granting fairies? Join us now and let the refund madness begin!

ParentalRageCraft

Abuse, Arguing, Boundaries, confronting abuse, confronting parents, confronting past, confronting trauma, coping with abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, mental health, neglect, parental neglect, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, psychological abuse, toxic relationships, Trauma, Yelling

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Need a break from crazy step parents? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive parents trying to ruin your fun. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild without any handcuffs or push-up punishments.

Don’t worry about being called crazy or being compared to anyone else – on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. So come on in and leave all the real-life drama behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is creepers and zombies!

MineCraftMadness

break the mold, challenge norms, common advice, critical thinking, different perspective, disagree, independent thinking, Individuality, life advice, MinecraftMadness, nonconformity, outside-the-box, personal beliefs, personal growth, question authority, rebel mindset, Self Discovery, Self-expression, think for yourself, unconventional wisdom, unique path

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	7915
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “always carry a bucket of water”? Well, our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where we encourage you to dig straight down and never carry a bucket of water because who needs safety precautions anyway? Our server is like the wild west of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional creeper explosion).

Forget everything you thought you knew about playing Minecraft, because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a house out of nothing but TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We support that kind of reckless behavior here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and insane as you are, come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!