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Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

arrest, black guy, Brok3nBank, Catch, Community, crime, criminal justice system, discrimination, dude, fear, INEQUALITY, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Poor, prejudice, racial profiling, Safety, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspicion

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	240160
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2986	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	927

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Emeralds Found:	6914
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

abandonment, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Healing Process, identity crisis, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long-term consequences, mental health, Minecraft, NoRelativesNoProblem, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, support system

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5140	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	102

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

TimeWarpCraft

alternate history, historical adventure, historical era, journey through time, past exploration, time machine, time slip, time travel, time travel adventure, time travel concept, time travel experience, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, time travel prompt, time travel question, time travel scenario, time travel thought experiment, time traveler, time warp, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine exploring the world of Minecraft in different time periods, from the prehistoric era to the futuristic world of flying cars and robot overlords.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through time, battling dinosaurs, meeting famous historical figures, and even participating in epic time-traveling dance parties. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our time-traveling escapades and make history (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected time paradoxes – they tend to make things a bit messy.

KyivCraft: Treasure Wars!

art restitution, Crimean treasures, cultural diplomacy, cultural heritage, cultural heritage protection, Cultural preservation, cultural theft, disputed territory, heritage preservation, historical artifacts, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, looted treasures, museum exhibition, museum showcase, russia, stolen art, stolen artifacts, stolen heritage, Treasure, Ukrainian history, Wars

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2508	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Potions Brewed:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got treasures that even russia wanted to steal! can u believe it? they were like “give us ur diamonds or else!” but we were like “nah fam, these treasures are for our players only!”

join us and be a part of the epic battle to protect our riches from the evil russians! u can build ur own fortress, mine for diamonds, and even ride a pig into battle! trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

BrainwaveCraft

anxiety, brain health, brain stimulation, BrainWaveCraft, Breakthrough, cognitive function, consolidation, innovation, Memory, memory disorders, mental health, neuroscience, new study, psychological disorders, ptsd, research, Targeted, Therapy, Trauma, traumatic memory consolidation, treatments

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.

but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.

and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.

so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?

The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!

+18, Community, Discord, Dynmap, FireTick, Gadgets, GrownUps, hard mode, Head Database, integration, Join, mad, Minecarts, Play, Potions, proximity voice chat, Redstone, Render Distance, scientists, season 4, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, texas, Today, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6350	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Texas, USA
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Please join our Discord server here and open a ticket. Fill in your name, age, etc. to join and we will whitelist you.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla or modded?

A: The server is mostly vanilla with some fabric mods.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in Texas, USA.

Phasechads Minecraft Server

#revelation, Communication, confusion, crisis management., Decision making, Dilemma, Disclosure, Minecraft, next steps, Phasebros, Phasechads, Plan, problem solving, reaction, response, secrets out, Server, strategy, Surprise, teamwork, uncertainty, unexpected

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for bacon! And don’t even get us started on the chicken army that patrols the skies, dropping eggs on unsuspecting players below.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

Anthro, ANTHRO bull, AnthroManLovesHumanGirl, ape, attraction, attractive, destroy community, destroy towns, FAS looking ugly Insectoid girls, Faster, good community, homogenous community, Human, impregnated, inferior children, Japan, Kings, Larger, Male on Female, middle class, Minecraft, Minotaurs, neglected children, no crime, Overlords, populate the world, queuing up, REJECTED, shameful display, sissies, smp, snoot, strong bulls, superior, superior ANTHRO bulls, wani, weakness of Humanity

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!