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Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Potions Brewed:	104
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	7820
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international conflict, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, russia, Russia’s stance, world news, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	191
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

ad effectiveness, ad fatigue, ad targeting, advertising, Blockers, brand awareness, brand loyalty., companies, consumer behavior, consumer engagement, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, consumer trust., Customer retention, Digital Marketing, market research, marketing tactics, online advertising, Paradise, product promotion, purchasing decisions, unskippable ads

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3186
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mines Excavated:	2698	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

Anime, Faggot character, fictional character, first-person pronoun, Gender Identity, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime character, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ manga character, LGBTQ protagonist, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ storyline, LGBTQ themes, Manga, Minecraft, non-binary, noob, ore, queer representation, Server, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Votes:	2541	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

baby-proofing, banned, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, compromise, family acceptance, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, father’s side, holiday traditions, Hosting, mom’s boyfriend, moms, mother-daughter relationship, new baby, polyamorous relationship, quality time, Server, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!