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Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

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Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

CraftyHub – Chores4Bores

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of balancing work, chores, and relationships!

Join us if you’re tired of coming home to a messy virtual house and feeling overwhelmed with all the pixelated tasks. Our server is a place where you can finally get the help you need without the drama of real-life arguments.

Create a chore chart with your fellow players or divide tasks in the virtual world to keep your Minecraft home clean and organized. No more shrugging off responsibilities or defensive arguments – just pure teamwork and fun!

So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone pitches in and no one has to deal with messy houses alone. Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to have your so-called “friend” swoop in and steal all your diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and blocky drama.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers instead of evil twins. You never know who you can trust, so it’s every player for themselves. Will you form alliances or go rogue and take on the world solo? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

We’ve had players fake their own deaths to avoid paying back debts, secret underground bunkers filled with stolen loot, and even a love triangle involving a pig named Gerald. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about loyalty, come join us. Just watch your back, because you never know when someone might turn on you for a shiny new pair of enchanted boots.

Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Vanilla SMP: Where Minecraft is as plain as your mom’s meatloaf

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Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.1
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community server where players can build, explore, and make new friends. With a diverse player base from across the globe, the server offers a vanilla experience with added grief protection measures and community-focused activities.

FAQ:

What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.1, always up to date with the latest features and updates.
Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.
How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to our Discord server at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?

The server hosts server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects to keep the community engaged and entertained.
Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

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Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

Vanilla SMP: Where Minecraft is as plain as your mom’s meatloaf

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

What version is the server running?

Are there any mods installed on the server?

How can I join the server?

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

Is the server whitelisted?