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Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Potions Brewed:	102	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3531
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	534105
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	231	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

Xanny.World Minecraft server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	7536	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our new server!

We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

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Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4706
Void Armor Forged:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	122
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	705265

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	1545	Mines Excavated:	2334
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragons Tamed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?