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Modi’s Minecraft Server: Election Upset!
lol imagine if narendra modi had to turn to minecraft to cope with his election loss. he joins our server and starts building statues of himself everywhere, but then realizes he can’t grief because we have strict rules against that. so he starts a political party within the server and campaigns for virtual votes, promising free diamonds for all. join our server for a chance to witness the virtual political drama unfold! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to debate with modi himself in the chat. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see where it takes you! -
ChargeCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of political drama and legal shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only charges being thrown around are fire charges in PvP battles! Our elections are so fair, even Putin would be impressed – no rigged votes here, just pure block-placing fun. Plus, our community is so chill, you won’t have to worry about anyone creating charges out of thin air against you. So come on, join us and leave the real world craziness behind! -
Raisi’s Minecraft Madness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Ebrahim Raisi dood.Wat nou? is here to shake things up!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual Ebrahim Raisi who will guide you through the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house out of diamonds? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.
So why wait? Join Ebrahim Raisi dood.Wat nou? today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Crafty Neocon Empire: Minecraft Madness
Are you tired of being dominated by the neocons in real life politics? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the neocons have been banished to the Nether realm! Join us and help build a world where their power is non-existent and where you can finally breathe easy without their influence.Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the clutches of the neocons. We have created a utopia where their policies are nothing but a distant memory. Join us and help us maintain this peaceful paradise, free from their oppressive rule.
But beware, the neocons are always lurking, trying to find a way back into our world. Will you join us in the fight to keep them at bay? Or will you succumb to their power and become just another pawn in their political game?
Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the resistance against the neocons! Together, we can build a better world, one block at a time.
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DACACraft: Where Trump Bros Learn the Power of Diversity…in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas, or team up with your friends to take down a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves while wearing the shiniest armor in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare unicorn riding a rainbow across the sky.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe DACA would be a good thing after all Trump bros?
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CraftyPOTUS – Minecraft Server for Political Shenanigans
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server has been running for 14 years, but don’t worry, we still haven’t figured out how to tame those pesky wolves.Join us and witness the end of an era as our fearless leader finally allows the opposition to take over the state television. The real polls must be devastating, but who cares when you can build giant statues of your favorite Minecraft mobs instead?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including a pig riding a minecart straight into your house.
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Flaming Foes Minecraft Server: Where Your Enemies Literally Burn Themselves LOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our opposition is so bad that they literally set themselves on fire just by trying to challenge us. Join us for a lit gaming experience filled with fireworks and explosions!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to grief our base but ended up accidentally spawning a dragon instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and it was the most epic battle ever witnessed in Minecraft history.
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled that they can build a mansion in 5 minutes flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. It’s like watching a Minecraft speedrun on steroids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Just remember, if you see someone on fire, it’s probably just our opposition trying to keep up with us kek.
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Crafty Creeper Commandos – No Iranians Allowed!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps doesn’t stand a chance! Join us for some epic water blasting action as we take down oppressive regimes one block at a time.
Our server is so lit that even civilians and army members from Iran are joining forces with us to overthrow the regime. The revolution is happening right here in Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and excitement!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the uprising that will go down in history as the most epic Minecraft revolution ever! #DownWithTheRegime
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Revenge of the Angry Villager: Civilizational Recovery Edition
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just trying to rebuild society after WW3? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos and destruction! Our founder, Steve the Mad, absolutely despises the idea of civilization recovery and instead encourages players to embrace the post-apocalyptic madness.Join our server if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build your base out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick. Who needs society when you can have anarchy and mayhem? So come on, join us and let’s make the wasteland great again!